We’re fucked! Abu Dhabi gonna fight Baghdadi. Go fish’n boys! Potus mentioned in his sermon in Baltimore mosque that Muslim leaders hijacked Islam to safeguard their own agenda to oppress and loot Muslims. Saudi Wahabi Mountaingoats wanted to prove that they ain’t those leaders that Potus jokingly intimidated. Carter told to confirm boots on the ground saying that Saudis will contribute MORE in Counter-ISIL Fight. Saudi’s GCC poodles will follow or else MBS will annex their LANDs and take away their HYDROCARBONs as they did to Iraq, Kuwait, Oman and UAE in 2 previous wars.

February 7, 2016

United Arab Emirates to send ground troops to Syria to fight Islamic State militants as part of an international coalition. Anwar Gargash comments, days after Saudi Arabia said it is ready to deploy ground forces if leaders of the U.S.-led international coalition fighting the group call for it.

We’re fucked! Abu Dhabi gonna fight Baghdadi. Go fish’n boys! Potus mentioned in his sermon in Baltimore mosque that Muslim leaders hijacked Islam to safeguard their own agenda to oppress and loot Muslims. Saudi Wahabi Mountaingoats wanted to prove that they ain’t those leaders that Potus jokingly intimidated. Carter told to confirm boots on the ground saying that Saudis will contribute MORE in Counter-ISIL Fight. Saudi’s GCC poodles will follow or else MBS will annex their LANDs and take away their HYDROCARBONs as they did to Iraq, Kuwait, Oman and UAE in 2 previous wars.

We’re fucked! Abu Dhabi gonna fight Baghdadi. Go fish’n boys! Potus mentioned in his sermon in Baltimore mosque that Muslim leaders hijacked Islam to safeguard their own agenda to oppress and loot Muslims. Saudi Wahabi Mountaingoats wanted to prove that they ain’t those leaders that Potus jokingly intimidated. Carter told to confirm boots on the ground saying that Saudis will contribute MORE in Counter-ISIL Fight. Saudi’s GCC poodles will follow or else MBS will annex their LANDs and take away their HYDROCARBONs as they did to Iraq, Kuwait, Oman and UAE in 2 previous wars.

We’re fucked! Abu Dhabi gonna fight Baghdadi. Go fish’n boys! Potus mentioned in his sermon in Baltimore mosque that Muslim leaders hijacked Islam to safeguard their own agenda to oppress and loot Muslims. Saudi Wahabi Mountaingoats wanted to prove that they ain’t those leaders that Potus jokingly intimidated. Carter told to confirm boots on the ground saying that Saudis will contribute MORE in Counter-ISIL Fight. Saudi’s GCC poodles will follow or else MBS will annex their LANDs and take away their HYDROCARBONs as they did to Iraq, Kuwait, Oman and UAE in 2 previous wars.

February 7, 2016

UAE says it’s prepared to send ground forces to Syria By MALAK HARB, Associated Press

We’re fucked! Abu Dhabi gonna fight Baghdadi. Go fish’n boys! Potus mentioned in his sermon in Baltimore mosque that Muslim leaders hijacked Islam to safeguard their own agenda to oppress and loot Muslims. Saudi Wahabi Mountaingoats wanted to prove that they ain’t those leaders that Potus jokingly intimidated. Carter told to confirm boots on the ground saying that Saudis will contribute MORE in Counter-ISIL Fight. Saudi’s GCC poodles will follow or else MBS will annex their LANDs and take away their HYDROCARBONs as they did to Iraq, Kuwait, Oman and UAE in 2 previous wars.

We’re fucked! Abu Dhabi gonna fight Baghdadi. Go fish’n boys! Potus mentioned in his sermon in Baltimore mosque that Muslim leaders hijacked Islam to safeguard their own agenda to oppress and loot Muslims. Saudi Wahabi Mountaingoats wanted to prove that they ain’t those leaders that Potus jokingly intimidated. Carter told to confirm boots on the ground saying that Saudis will contribute MORE in Counter-ISIL Fight. Saudi’s GCC poodles will follow or else MBS will annex their LANDs and take away their HYDROCARBONs as they did to Iraq, Kuwait, Oman and UAE in 2 previous wars.

We’re fucked! Abu Dhabi gonna fight Baghdadi. Go fish’n boys! Potus mentioned in his sermon in Baltimore mosque that Muslim leaders hijacked Islam to safeguard their own agenda to oppress and loot Muslims. Saudi Wahabi Mountaingoats wanted to prove that they ain’t those leaders that Potus jokingly intimidated. Carter told to confirm boots on the ground saying that Saudis will contribute MORE in Counter-ISIL Fight. Saudi’s GCC poodles will follow or else MBS will annex their LANDs and take away their HYDROCARBONs as they did to Iraq, Kuwait, Oman and UAE in 2 previous wars.

February 7, 2016
We’re fucked! Abu Dhabi gonna fight Baghdadi. Go fish’n boys! Potus mentioned in his sermon in Baltimore mosque that Muslim leaders hijacked Islam to safeguard their own agenda to oppress and loot Muslims. Saudi Wahabi Mountaingoats wanted to prove that they ain’t those leaders that Potus jokingly intimidated. Carter told to confirm boots on the ground saying that Saudis will contribute MORE in Counter-ISIL Fight. Saudi’s GCC poodles will follow or else MBS will annex their LANDs and take away their HYDROCARBONs as they did to Iraq, Kuwait, Oman and UAE in 2 previous wars.

We’re fucked! Abu Dhabi gonna fight Baghdadi. Go fish’n boys! Potus mentioned in his sermon in Baltimore mosque that Muslim leaders hijacked Islam to safeguard their own agenda to oppress and loot Muslims. Saudi Wahabi Mountaingoats wanted to prove that they ain’t those leaders that Potus jokingly intimidated. Carter told to confirm boots on the ground saying that Saudis will contribute MORE in Counter-ISIL Fight. Saudi’s GCC poodles will follow or else MBS will annex their LANDs and take away their HYDROCARBONs as they did to Iraq, Kuwait, Oman and UAE in 2 previous wars.

From airstrikes proximity it shows no gains achieved against Baghdadi. Baghdadi mooning ‘em ‘come and get me’ Hitting ISIS pickup by supersonic fighter jet is as easy as hitting camel testicles… It’s easier to pop Rupert Murdoch or Françoise Hollande than hair-trigger temper Baghdadi sophomores.

February 6, 2016

Coalition Strikes ISIL Targets in Syria, Iraq
From a Combined Joint Task Force Operation Inherent Resolve

From airstrikes proximity it shows no gains achieved against Baghdadi. Baghdadi mooning ‘em ‘come and get me’ Hitting ISIS pickup by supersonic fighter jet is as easy as hitting camel testicles… It’s easier to pop Rupert Murdoch or Françoise Hollande than hair-trigger temper Baghdadi sophomores.

From airstrikes proximity it shows no gains achieved against Baghdadi. Baghdadi mooning ‘em ‘come and get me’ Hitting ISIS pickup by supersonic fighter jet is as easy as hitting camel testicles… It’s easier to pop Rupert Murdoch or Françoise Hollande than hair-trigger temper Baghdadi sophomores.

From airstrikes proximity it shows no gains achieved against Baghdadi. Baghdadi mooning ‘em ‘come and get me’ Hitting ISIS pickup by supersonic fighter jet is as easy as hitting camel testicles… It’s easier to pop Rupert Murdoch or Françoise Hollande than hair-trigger temper Baghdadi sophomores.

February 6, 2016

Coalition Strikes ISIL Targets in Syria, Iraq
From a Combined Joint Task Force Operation Inherent Resolve News Release

From airstrikes proximity it shows no gains achieved against Baghdadi.

From airstrikes proximity it shows no gains achieved against Baghdadi.

SOUTHWEST ASIA, February 6, 2016 — U.S. and coalition military forces have continued to attack Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant terrorists in Syria and Iraq, Combined Joint Task Force Operation Inherent Resolve officials reported today.

Officials reported details of the latest strikes, noting that assessments of results are based on initial reports.

Strikes in Syria

Attack and remotely piloted aircraft conducted two strikes in Syria:

— Near Ayn Isa, two strikes struck two separate ISIL tactical units and destroyed an ISIL vehicle and four ISIL buildings.

Strikes in Iraq

Attack, fighter and remotely piloted aircraft conducted 14 strikes in Iraq, coordinated with and in support of Iraq’s government:

— Near Habbaniyah, one strike struck an ISIL tactical unit and destroyed an ISIL vehicle and an ISIL fighting position.

— Near Mosul, five strikes struck four separate ISIL tactical units and destroyed four ISIL assembly areas, three ISIL fighting positions, an ISIL vehicle, and eight ISIL command and control nodes.

— Near Qayyarah, three strikes struck three separate ISIL tactical units and destroyed an ISIL assembly area.

— Near Ramadi, three strikes struck a large ISIL tactical unit and destroyed five ISIL fighting positions, two ISIL heavy machine guns, an ISIL recoilless rifle, and an ISIL fuel transporter, six ISIL weapons caches, an ISIL command and control node, an ISIL front end loader, and an ISIL vehicle borne bomb facility.

— Near Sinjar, two strikes struck two separate ISIL tactical units and destroyed two ISIL fighting positions.

Task force officials define a strike as one or more kinetic events that occur in roughly the same geographic location to produce a single, sometimes cumulative, effect. Therefore, officials explained, a single aircraft delivering a single weapon against a lone ISIL vehicle is one strike, but so is multiple aircraft delivering dozens of weapons against buildings, vehicles and weapon systems in a compound, for example, having the cumulative effect of making those targets harder or impossible for ISIL to use. Accordingly, officials said, they do not report the number or type of aircraft employed in a strike, the number of munitions dropped in each strike, or the number of individual munition impact points against a target.

Part of Operation Inherent Resolve

The strikes were conducted as part of Operation Inherent Resolve, the operation to eliminate the ISIL terrorist group and the threat they pose to Iraq, Syria, and the wider international community. The destruction of ISIL targets in Syria and Iraq further limits the terrorist group’s ability to project terror and conduct operations, officials said.

Coalition nations conducting strikes in Iraq include the United States, Australia, Belgium, Canada, Denmark, France, Jordan, the Netherlands and the United Kingdom. Coalition nations conducting strikes in Syria include the United States, Australia, Bahrain, Canada, France, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, the United Arab Emirates and the United Kingdom.

From airstrikes proximity it shows no gains achieved against Baghdadi.

February 6, 2016

Coalition Strikes ISIL Targets in Syria, Iraq
SOUTHWEST ASIA, February 6, 2016 — U.S. and coalition military forces have continued to attack Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant terrorists in Syria and Iraq, Combined Joint Task Force Operation Inherent Resolve officials reported today.

Officials reported details of the latest strikes, noting that assessments of results are based on initial reports.

Strikes in Syria

Attack and remotely piloted aircraft conducted two strikes in Syria:

— Near Ayn Isa, two strikes struck two separate ISIL tactical units and destroyed an ISIL vehicle and four ISIL buildings.

Strikes in Iraq

Attack, fighter and remotely piloted aircraft conducted 14 strikes in Iraq, coordinated with and in support of Iraq’s government:

— Near Habbaniyah, one strike struck an ISIL tactical unit and destroyed an ISIL vehicle and an ISIL fighting position.

— Near Mosul, five strikes struck four separate ISIL tactical units and destroyed four ISIL assembly areas, three ISIL fighting positions, an ISIL vehicle, and eight ISIL command and control nodes.

— Near Qayyarah, three strikes struck three separate ISIL tactical units and destroyed an ISIL assembly area.

— Near Ramadi, three strikes struck a large ISIL tactical unit and destroyed five ISIL fighting positions, two ISIL heavy machine guns, an ISIL recoilless rifle, and an ISIL fuel transporter, six ISIL weapons caches, an ISIL command and control node, an ISIL front end loader, and an ISIL vehicle borne bomb facility.

— Near Sinjar, two strikes struck two separate ISIL tactical units and destroyed two ISIL fighting positions.

Task force officials define a strike as one or more kinetic events that occur in roughly the same geographic location to produce a single, sometimes cumulative, effect. Therefore, officials explained, a single aircraft delivering a single weapon against a lone ISIL vehicle is one strike, but so is multiple aircraft delivering dozens of weapons against buildings, vehicles and weapon systems in a compound, for example, having the cumulative effect of making those targets harder or impossible for ISIL to use. Accordingly, officials said, they do not report the number or type of aircraft employed in a strike, the number of munitions dropped in each strike, or the number of individual munition impact points against a target.

Part of Operation Inherent Resolve

The strikes were conducted as part of Operation Inherent Resolve, the operation to eliminate the ISIL terrorist group and the threat they pose to Iraq, Syria, and the wider international community. The destruction of ISIL targets in Syria and Iraq further limits the terrorist group’s ability to project terror and conduct operations, officials said.

Coalition nations conducting strikes in Iraq include the United States, Australia, Belgium, Canada, Denmark, France, Jordan, the Netherlands and the United Kingdom. Coalition nations conducting strikes in Syria include the United States, Australia, Bahrain, Canada, France, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, the United Arab Emirates and the United Kingdom.

From airstrikes proximity it shows no gains achieved against Baghdadi.

From airstrikes proximity it shows no gains achieved against Baghdadi.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. Its loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils that can wait for now. Its EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years from 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment, corrupt lawyers and judges.

February 6, 2016

Quote by HE Saeed Mohammed Al Tayer, MD & CEO of DEWA on launching the Mohammed bin Rashid Library, the largest cultural project in the Arab World.

Tue, 02 Feb 2016

“We congratulate His Highness Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, Vice President and Prime Minister of the UAE and Ruler of Dubai, on the launch of the Mohammed bin Rashid Library, the largest ever cultural project in the Arab World. It is one of the leading initiatives launched by His Highness to benefit the whole region. While the Arab World faces many challenges, the Mohammed bin Rashid Library, with its printed, audio, and electronic books, is a unique opportunity for 42 million readers in the Arab World. This project is a sign of hope: a beacon that lights the way and revives the hope of achieving a real knowledge renaissance in all Arab countries. It will bring about positive change in Arab societies by raising a generation who value reading and culture as important tools in the development of people and progress of countries,” said HE Saeed Mohammed Al Tayer, MD & CEO of DEWA.

“This initiative supports the role of Dubai and the UAE as drivers of innovation and creativity in the region. It will contribute to the building of a generation that is capable of facing their challenges by transferring and localising knowledge, supporting knowledge capabilities in the Arab World, stimulating intellectual production, and increasing scientific and cultural output. This in turn, will support the sustainable development, as His Highness observed, “The development of human capital is the global currency of the 21st century economies, and the only way to achieve sustainable development,” added Al Tayer.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. Its loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils that can wait for now. Its EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years from 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment, corrupt lawyers and judges. Should that turns Imbroglio return my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [Dubai Victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage  Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries and bulldoze Nadd Alshiba Chateau de Versailles down to earth. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. Please allow me take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not to get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ Dear Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Congratulations لاَّ يُحِبُّ اللّهُ الْجَهْرَ بِالسُّوَءِ مِنَ الْقَوْلِ إِلاَّ مَن ظُلِمَ وَكَانَ اللّهُ سَمِيعًا عَلِيمًا(النساء148) Dubai Crown Prince 1971 Initiative I have been waiting 30 years for your Initiative.  “Let’s have it from the end… the cream… Scheherazade! Please”.  I mean: I will be too brief: Ahmed Adi Albitar a BELLBOY in King David Hotel in Jerusalem, Israel authored back in 1971 a very interesting MUSTREAD Document called: “The Constitution of the United Arab Emirates” دستور دولة الامارات العربية المتحدة‎ “dastūr dawlat al-imarāt al-arabīya al-muttahida” Since I am a Blackbelt Diehart Paulite Constitutionalist Libertarian I religiously memorized the whole 152 articles of UAE Constitution outta my heart. Just kidding! Come on Boys. It ain’t worth it. I read it twice. OK! Let’s get to the bottom of it. The most mind bugling articles that caught my eyes were article 21 & 39 of the Constitution which strictly prohibits either the STATE or the RULING Family forfeit, confiscate or attach any private property, assets or money without court order. Here’s the deal… despite all that constitutional jazz all night long to the morning sun. Sheikh Hamdan [YOUR UNCLE] fucked the whole constitution and confiscated TEN MILLION DOLLARS DWD Payables from Dubai Water Department that killed both my parents, devastated my family & children and threw me to the DOGS for 30 years hustling and FIGHTING, scratching and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. It will be nice if you draw a CHEQUE to cover those [loose change] plus spoils of 1982 until today, another eight Million Dirham for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years and please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulated in Dubai court. Should that turns Imbroglio then I am more than happy to take back my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [alas DWD victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas].  I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. If I am allowed I will take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. فَلَمَّا كَشَفْنَا عَنْهُمُ الرِّجْزَ إِلَى أَجَلٍ هُمْ بَالِغُوهُ إِذَا هُمْ يَنْكُثُونَ (الاعراف 135) I am too old GOUTIC to take DWD to court. After all who’s that foolish crackpot JUDGE who will risk his career and commit suicide to try DWD and deliver judgment? If I sue DWD I will be thrown in prison as laughingstock Philosoraptor and die there as that IDIOT Don Quixote who pawned his life to bet on wrong horse overtrusted his own Sheikh who kept his doors shut charming Ayatollah Mirza Hussein al Khomeini. [In case you didn’t know Philosoraptor metaphor it ain’t that dinosaur analogy that you know who grapples with big questions of metaphysics, ethics, and meaning of it all but that Emarati Dumbass Who’s fooled by Sheikh’s false esteem that he went outta way starving to supply DWD 23 Million Dollar worth of goods to save Dubai of dehydration and flooding on face value against worthless unbankable government of Dubai orders]. Imagine my mayhem when I am headhunted by every Affluenza Bounty Hunter, haunted by every Debt Collector on menopause for 30 years. My phone is TAHSEEL’s default 911 as common thief here’s their unsolicited phones so far +065930148, +065930135, +065930153, +042857063, +786295263118, +786295263115 Kazakhstan WTF. “It’s a virtue to kill a man than taking away his money” The above mentioned Prophet’s [PBUH] Despot proclamation is a Commanding HADEETH omitted from Sahih al Bukhari recent version. وَإِنْ مَا نُرِيَنَّكَ بَعْضَ الَّذِي نَعِدُهُمْ أَوْ نَتَوَفَّيَنَّكَ فَإِنَّمَا عَلَيْكَ الْبَلَاغُ وَعَلَيْنَا الْحِسَابُ (الرعد-40) As per Dubai Elder’s STATUS QUO they believe that Sheikh Hamdan is a LITTLE GOD [El-Rab-El-Saghier] and has heavenly birthright to take away my money and devastate me. He probably has taken away my money for the global warming that I caused to Planet Earth or as common thief. Sheikh Hamdan order Saeed AlraGabani UAE Agriculture Minister then to fire me from my job. With no compensation, no pension, no retirement nothing. For 30 years, I thought why should this little self-appointed Lesser God had the BALLS to shoot me in the head. Oh no he loved to see my misery and the melancholy left behind me that killed both my parents [may Allah bless their souls], devastated my family & children and he can rule happily ever after. I was too thick and stooopid then to think that way; until I realized that Seigniorage Banksters who’re headhunting me are his. The Little self appointed Lesser God wanted me HUSTLING and FIGHTING, SCRATCHING and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. Its Ockham’s Razor Law of Parsimony.  It’s called in Arabic: “أغرب عملية نصب واحتيال“  [Oh No] as I switch to Organic belladonna and ditched Monsanto ganja. I realized that [Just crudity scatological humor. don’t do it boys!] Should I have taken Bill Duff’s Deputy Ismail Agha’s offer to ESCROW One Million Dollars to release my Funds? I ain’t writing you today. I was a FOOL and NAÏVE to refrain from BRIBING Ruler’s office Chief Account then. I blame my Patriot Upbringing. I only can strike rich if I have been a beggar, a bribed nutjob unemployable than self-employed killer entrepreneur who sell ICE to ESKIMOS. Dishonesty pays. I loathed bore you at this stance with this claim credibility. Bill Duff got everything. All LPOs, SRVs & invoices and more in my Banksters vaults. I loyally read both of Your Dad’s [the Present Ruler] Books; Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union, he conscientiously crowed about CRADLE to GRAVE UTOPIA phenomenon.  He looked through his [Elder Brother] Sheikh Hamdan turn my life to Hell and yet whenever he’s confronted by White Folks Jackass Janes said pleasing ‘em: ‘NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW’. He should hang his Pseudonyms. Are you kidding? What law? Whose law? Who? and Where? I realized that he must be talking about a forbidden utopia that I ain’t allowed to subscribe. Its Gargantua and Pantagruel war.  To avoid this memo scoffed-at and banned in-TRANSIT by some Nutjob Unemployable Scion Grafts at your end. I posted my INITIATIVE QUESTION in English than Arabic on social media. God forbid I ain’t Anglosexual though. You may keep your Dh 50,000 award for the needy contenders who just started spamming this premise all over the web. They’re 71 contenders, they need it. SHEESHA price jumped from Dh 5.00 to Dh 25.00. Thanks to Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union. I am an offensive comedian. I mean no disrespect or affront. It’s Just wanted to cheer you up whenever you read it. Carpe diem Mea culpa.     Obaid Karki I Ain’t Anglosexual Liberal Hippie, Neither Wolf nor Dog, I am a coyote. A Paulite Picassoic Provocateur Constitutionalist Libertarian وَلَا تَدْعُ مَعَ اللَّهِ إِلَهًا آخَرَ لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا هُوَ كُلُّ شَيْءٍ هَالِكٌ إِلَّا وَجْهَهُ لَهُ الْحُكْمُ وَإِلَيْهِ تُرْجَعُونَ(القصص88) I thought you should know: The Word (قانون) Kanoon: presumably borrowed from Hindi nomenclature Desi Kanoon Meaning (LAW) in English. (قانون) Kanoon phrase stipulated 85 times all over the UAE Constitution without drawing a distinct verbatim of its predetermined definition in any of those 152 Articles presets of the Constitution. And yet it ain’t mentioned not even once in 6236 Ayah or 17655 words of Holy Quran; Having said that; should you consider amending the constitution to define either or both. The Term (قانون) Kanoon ain’t Law (disambiguation) its musical instrument that rules percussion in Hebrew. Since the phrase law ain’t neither Quranic nor Biblical term. Its Old Norse meaning: Causal link or Principle whose violation must or should result in penalty as failure, injury, loss, or pain. Ain’t authored by 3rd party. It’s an Old English lagu of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse lǫg law; akin to Old English Licgan to Lie. Ain’t that something? It’s a miracle hahaha…. Hallelujah.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. Its loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils that can wait for now. Its EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years from 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment, corrupt lawyers and judges. Should that turns Imbroglio return my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [Dubai Victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries and bulldoze Nadd Alshiba Chateau de Versailles down to earth. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. Please allow me take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not to get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ Dear Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Congratulations لاَّ يُحِبُّ اللّهُ الْجَهْرَ بِالسُّوَءِ مِنَ الْقَوْلِ إِلاَّ مَن ظُلِمَ وَكَانَ اللّهُ سَمِيعًا عَلِيمًا(النساء148) Dubai Crown Prince 1971 Initiative I have been waiting 30 years for your Initiative. “Let’s have it from the end… the cream… Scheherazade! Please”. I mean: I will be too brief: Ahmed Adi Albitar a BELLBOY in King David Hotel in Jerusalem, Israel authored back in 1971 a very interesting MUSTREAD Document called: “The Constitution of the United Arab Emirates” دستور دولة الامارات العربية المتحدة‎ “dastūr dawlat al-imarāt al-arabīya al-muttahida” Since I am a Blackbelt Diehart Paulite Constitutionalist Libertarian I religiously memorized the whole 152 articles of UAE Constitution outta my heart. Just kidding! Come on Boys. It ain’t worth it. I read it twice. OK! Let’s get to the bottom of it. The most mind bugling articles that caught my eyes were article 21 & 39 of the Constitution which strictly prohibits either the STATE or the RULING Family forfeit, confiscate or attach any private property, assets or money without court order. Here’s the deal… despite all that constitutional jazz all night long to the morning sun. Sheikh Hamdan [YOUR UNCLE] fucked the whole constitution and confiscated TEN MILLION DOLLARS DWD Payables from Dubai Water Department that killed both my parents, devastated my family & children and threw me to the DOGS for 30 years hustling and FIGHTING, scratching and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. It will be nice if you draw a CHEQUE to cover those [loose change] plus spoils of 1982 until today, another eight Million Dirham for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years and please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulated in Dubai court. Should that turns Imbroglio then I am more than happy to take back my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [alas DWD victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. If I am allowed I will take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. فَلَمَّا كَشَفْنَا عَنْهُمُ الرِّجْزَ إِلَى أَجَلٍ هُمْ بَالِغُوهُ إِذَا هُمْ يَنْكُثُونَ (الاعراف 135) I am too old GOUTIC to take DWD to court. After all who’s that foolish crackpot JUDGE who will risk his career and commit suicide to try DWD and deliver judgment? If I sue DWD I will be thrown in prison as laughingstock Philosoraptor and die there as that IDIOT Don Quixote who pawned his life to bet on wrong horse overtrusted his own Sheikh who kept his doors shut charming Ayatollah Mirza Hussein al Khomeini. [In case you didn’t know Philosoraptor metaphor it ain’t that dinosaur analogy that you know who grapples with big questions of metaphysics, ethics, and meaning of it all but that Emarati Dumbass Who’s fooled by Sheikh’s false esteem that he went outta way starving to supply DWD 23 Million Dollar worth of goods to save Dubai of dehydration and flooding on face value against worthless unbankable government of Dubai orders]. Imagine my mayhem when I am headhunted by every Affluenza Bounty Hunter, haunted by every Debt Collector on menopause for 30 years. My phone is TAHSEEL’s default 911 as common thief here’s their unsolicited phones so far +065930148, +065930135, +065930153, +042857063, +786295263118, +786295263115 Kazakhstan WTF. “It’s a virtue to kill a man than taking away his money” The above mentioned Prophet’s [PBUH] Despot proclamation is a Commanding HADEETH omitted from Sahih al Bukhari recent version. وَإِنْ مَا نُرِيَنَّكَ بَعْضَ الَّذِي نَعِدُهُمْ أَوْ نَتَوَفَّيَنَّكَ فَإِنَّمَا عَلَيْكَ الْبَلَاغُ وَعَلَيْنَا الْحِسَابُ (الرعد-40) As per Dubai Elder’s STATUS QUO they believe that Sheikh Hamdan is a LITTLE GOD [El-Rab-El-Saghier] and has heavenly birthright to take away my money and devastate me. He probably has taken away my money for the global warming that I caused to Planet Earth or as common thief. Sheikh Hamdan order Saeed AlraGabani UAE Agriculture Minister then to fire me from my job. With no compensation, no pension, no retirement nothing. For 30 years, I thought why should this little self-appointed Lesser God had the BALLS to shoot me in the head. Oh no he loved to see my misery and the melancholy left behind me that killed both my parents [may Allah bless their souls], devastated my family & children and he can rule happily ever after. I was too thick and stooopid then to think that way; until I realized that Seigniorage Banksters who’re headhunting me are his. The Little self appointed Lesser God wanted me HUSTLING and FIGHTING, SCRATCHING and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. Its Ockham’s Razor Law of Parsimony. It’s called in Arabic: “أغرب عملية نصب واحتيال“ [Oh No] as I switch to Organic belladonna and ditched Monsanto ganja. I realized that [Just crudity scatological humor. don’t do it boys!] Should I have taken Bill Duff’s Deputy Ismail Agha’s offer to ESCROW One Million Dollars to release my Funds? I ain’t writing you today. I was a FOOL and NAÏVE to refrain from BRIBING Ruler’s office Chief Account then. I blame my Patriot Upbringing. I only can strike rich if I have been a beggar, a bribed nutjob unemployable than self-employed killer entrepreneur who sell ICE to ESKIMOS. Dishonesty pays. I loathed bore you at this stance with this claim credibility. Bill Duff got everything. All LPOs, SRVs & invoices and more in my Banksters vaults. I loyally read both of Your Dad’s [the Present Ruler] Books; Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union, he conscientiously crowed about CRADLE to GRAVE UTOPIA phenomenon. He looked through his [Elder Brother] Sheikh Hamdan turn my life to Hell and yet whenever he’s confronted by White Folks Jackass Janes said pleasing ‘em: ‘NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW’. He should hang his Pseudonyms. Are you kidding? What law? Whose law? Who? and Where? I realized that he must be talking about a forbidden utopia that I ain’t allowed to subscribe. Its Gargantua and Pantagruel war. To avoid this memo scoffed-at and banned in-TRANSIT by some Nutjob Unemployable Scion Grafts at your end. I posted my INITIATIVE QUESTION in English than Arabic on social media. God forbid I ain’t Anglosexual though. You may keep your Dh 50,000 award for the needy contenders who just started spamming this premise all over the web. They’re 71 contenders, they need it. SHEESHA price jumped from Dh 5.00 to Dh 25.00. Thanks to Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union. I am an offensive comedian. I mean no disrespect or affront. It’s Just wanted to cheer you up whenever you read it. Carpe diem Mea culpa. Obaid Karki I Ain’t Anglosexual Liberal Hippie, Neither Wolf nor Dog, I am a coyote. A Paulite Picassoic Provocateur Constitutionalist Libertarian وَلَا تَدْعُ مَعَ اللَّهِ إِلَهًا آخَرَ لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا هُوَ كُلُّ شَيْءٍ هَالِكٌ إِلَّا وَجْهَهُ لَهُ الْحُكْمُ وَإِلَيْهِ تُرْجَعُونَ(القصص88) I thought you should know: The Word (قانون) Kanoon: presumably borrowed from Hindi nomenclature Desi Kanoon Meaning (LAW) in English. (قانون) Kanoon phrase stipulated 85 times all over the UAE Constitution without drawing a distinct verbatim of its predetermined definition in any of those 152 Articles presets of the Constitution. And yet it ain’t mentioned not even once in 6236 Ayah or 17655 words of Holy Quran; Having said that; should you consider amending the constitution to define either or both. The Term (قانون) Kanoon ain’t Law (disambiguation) its musical instrument that rules percussion in Hebrew. Since the phrase law ain’t neither Quranic nor Biblical term. Its Old Norse meaning: Causal link or Principle whose violation must or should result in penalty as failure, injury, loss, or pain. Ain’t authored by 3rd party. It’s an Old English lagu of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse lǫg law; akin to Old English Licgan to Lie. Ain’t that something? It’s a miracle hahaha…. Hallelujah.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. Its loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils that can wait for now. Its EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years from 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment, corrupt lawyers and judges.

February 6, 2016

Quote by HE Saeed Mohammed Al Tayer, MD & CEO of DEWA on launching the Mohammed bin Rashid Library, the largest cultural project in the Arab World.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils since 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years that can wait for now. Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment, corrupt lawyers and judges. Should that turns Imbroglio return my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [Dubai Victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries and bulldoze Nadd Alshiba Chateau de Versailles down to earth. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. Please allow me take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not to get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ Dear Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Congratulations لاَّ يُحِبُّ اللّهُ الْجَهْرَ بِالسُّوَءِ مِنَ الْقَوْلِ إِلاَّ مَن ظُلِمَ وَكَانَ اللّهُ سَمِيعًا عَلِيمًا(النساء148) Dubai Crown Prince 1971 Initiative I have been waiting 30 years for your Initiative. “Let’s have it from the end… the cream… Scheherazade! Please”. I mean: I will be too brief: Ahmed Adi Albitar a BELLBOY in King David Hotel in Jerusalem, Israel authored back in 1971 a very interesting MUSTREAD Document called: “The Constitution of the United Arab Emirates” دستور دولة الامارات العربية المتحدة‎ “dastūr dawlat al-imarāt al-arabīya al-muttahida” Since I am a Blackbelt Diehart Paulite Constitutionalist Libertarian I religiously memorized the whole 152 articles of UAE Constitution outta my heart. Just kidding! Come on Boys. It ain’t worth it. I read it twice. OK! Let’s get to the bottom of it. The most mind bugling articles that caught my eyes were article 21 & 39 of the Constitution which strictly prohibits either the STATE or the RULING Family forfeit, confiscate or attach any private property, assets or money without court order. Here’s the deal… despite all that constitutional jazz all night long to the morning sun. Sheikh Hamdan [YOUR UNCLE] fucked the whole constitution and confiscated TEN MILLION DOLLARS DWD Payables from Dubai Water Department that killed both my parents, devastated my family & children and threw me to the DOGS for 30 years hustling and FIGHTING, scratching and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. It will be nice if you draw a CHEQUE to cover those [loose change] plus spoils of 1982 until today, another eight Million Dirham for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years and please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulated in Dubai court. Should that turns Imbroglio then I am more than happy to take back my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [alas DWD victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. If I am allowed I will take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. فَلَمَّا كَشَفْنَا عَنْهُمُ الرِّجْزَ إِلَى أَجَلٍ هُمْ بَالِغُوهُ إِذَا هُمْ يَنْكُثُونَ (الاعراف 135) I am too old GOUTIC to take DWD to court. After all who’s that foolish crackpot JUDGE who will risk his career and commit suicide to try DWD and deliver judgment? If I sue DWD I will be thrown in prison as laughingstock Philosoraptor and die there as that IDIOT Don Quixote who pawned his life to bet on wrong horse overtrusted his own Sheikh who kept his doors shut charming Ayatollah Mirza Hussein al Khomeini. [In case you didn’t know Philosoraptor metaphor it ain’t that dinosaur analogy that you know who grapples with big questions of metaphysics, ethics, and meaning of it all but that Emarati Dumbass Who’s fooled by Sheikh’s false esteem that he went outta way starving to supply DWD 23 Million Dollar worth of goods to save Dubai of dehydration and flooding on face value against worthless unbankable government of Dubai orders]. Imagine my mayhem when I am headhunted by every Affluenza Bounty Hunter, haunted by every Debt Collector on menopause for 30 years. My phone is TAHSEEL’s default 911 as common thief here’s their unsolicited phones so far +065930148, +065930135, +065930153, +042857063, +786295263118, +786295263115 Kazakhstan WTF. “It’s a virtue to kill a man than taking away his money” The above mentioned Prophet’s [PBUH] Despot proclamation is a Commanding HADEETH omitted from Sahih al Bukhari recent version. وَإِنْ مَا نُرِيَنَّكَ بَعْضَ الَّذِي نَعِدُهُمْ أَوْ نَتَوَفَّيَنَّكَ فَإِنَّمَا عَلَيْكَ الْبَلَاغُ وَعَلَيْنَا الْحِسَابُ (الرعد-40) As per Dubai Elder’s STATUS QUO they believe that Sheikh Hamdan is a LITTLE GOD [El-Rab-El-Saghier] and has heavenly birthright to take away my money and devastate me. He probably has taken away my money for the global warming that I caused to Planet Earth or as common thief. Sheikh Hamdan order Saeed AlraGabani UAE Agriculture Minister then to fire me from my job. With no compensation, no pension, no retirement nothing. For 30 years, I thought why should this little self-appointed Lesser God had the BALLS to shoot me in the head. Oh no he loved to see my misery and the melancholy left behind me that killed both my parents [may Allah bless their souls], devastated my family & children and he can rule happily ever after. I was too thick and stooopid then to think that way; until I realized that Seigniorage Banksters who’re headhunting me are his. The Little self appointed Lesser God wanted me HUSTLING and FIGHTING, SCRATCHING and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. Its Ockham’s Razor Law of Parsimony. It’s called in Arabic: “أغرب عملية نصب واحتيال“ [Oh No] as I switch to Organic belladonna and ditched Monsanto ganja. I realized that [Just crudity scatological humor. don’t do it boys!] Should I have taken Bill Duff’s Deputy Ismail Agha’s offer to ESCROW One Million Dollars to release my Funds? I ain’t writing you today. I was a FOOL and NAÏVE to refrain from BRIBING Ruler’s office Chief Account then. I blame my Patriot Upbringing. I only can strike rich if I have been a beggar, a bribed nutjob unemployable than self-employed killer entrepreneur who sell ICE to ESKIMOS. Dishonesty pays. I loathed bore you at this stance with this claim credibility. Bill Duff got everything. All LPOs, SRVs & invoices and more in my Banksters vaults. I loyally read both of Your Dad’s [the Present Ruler] Books; Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union, he conscientiously crowed about CRADLE to GRAVE UTOPIA phenomenon. He looked through his [Elder Brother] Sheikh Hamdan turn my life to Hell and yet whenever he’s confronted by White Folks Jackass Janes said pleasing ‘em: ‘NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW’. He should hang his Pseudonyms. Are you kidding? What law? Whose law? Who? and Where? I realized that he must be talking about a forbidden utopia that I ain’t allowed to subscribe. Its Gargantua and Pantagruel war. To avoid this memo scoffed-at and banned in-TRANSIT by some Nutjob Unemployable Scion Grafts at your end. I posted my INITIATIVE QUESTION in English than Arabic on social media. God forbid I ain’t Anglosexual though. You may keep your Dh 50,000 award for the needy contenders who just started spamming this premise all over the web. They’re 71 contenders, they need it. SHEESHA price jumped from Dh 5.00 to Dh 25.00. Thanks to Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union. I am an offensive comedian. I mean no disrespect or affront. It’s Just wanted to cheer you up whenever you read it. Carpe diem Mea culpa. Obaid Karki I Ain’t Anglosexual Liberal Hippie, Neither Wolf nor Dog, I am a coyote. A Paulite Picassoic Provocateur Constitutionalist Libertarian وَلَا تَدْعُ مَعَ اللَّهِ إِلَهًا آخَرَ لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا هُوَ كُلُّ شَيْءٍ هَالِكٌ إِلَّا وَجْهَهُ لَهُ الْحُكْمُ وَإِلَيْهِ تُرْجَعُونَ(القصص88) I thought you should know: The Word (قانون) Kanoon: presumably borrowed from Hindi nomenclature Desi Kanoon Meaning (LAW) in English. (قانون) Kanoon phrase stipulated 85 times all over the UAE Constitution without drawing a distinct verbatim of its predetermined definition in any of those 152 Articles presets of the Constitution. And yet it ain’t mentioned not even once in 6236 Ayah or 17655 words of Holy Quran; Having said that; should you consider amending the constitution to define either or both. The Term (قانون) Kanoon ain’t Law (disambiguation) its musical instrument that rules percussion in Hebrew. Since the phrase law ain’t neither Quranic nor Biblical term. Its Old Norse meaning: Causal link or Principle whose violation must or should result in penalty as failure, injury, loss, or pain. Ain’t authored by 3rd party. It’s an Old English lagu of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse lǫg law; akin to Old English Licgan to Lie. Ain’t that something? It’s a miracle hahaha…. Hallelujah.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils since 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years that can wait for now. Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment, corrupt lawyers and judges. Should that turns Imbroglio return my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [Dubai Victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries and bulldoze Nadd Alshiba Chateau de Versailles down to earth. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. Please allow me take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not to get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ Dear Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Congratulations لاَّ يُحِبُّ اللّهُ الْجَهْرَ بِالسُّوَءِ مِنَ الْقَوْلِ إِلاَّ مَن ظُلِمَ وَكَانَ اللّهُ سَمِيعًا عَلِيمًا(النساء148) Dubai Crown Prince 1971 Initiative I have been waiting 30 years for your Initiative. “Let’s have it from the end… the cream… Scheherazade! Please”. I mean: I will be too brief: Ahmed Adi Albitar a BELLBOY in King David Hotel in Jerusalem, Israel authored back in 1971 a very interesting MUSTREAD Document called: “The Constitution of the United Arab Emirates” دستور دولة الامارات العربية المتحدة‎ “dastūr dawlat al-imarāt al-arabīya al-muttahida” Since I am a Blackbelt Diehart Paulite Constitutionalist Libertarian I religiously memorized the whole 152 articles of UAE Constitution outta my heart. Just kidding! Come on Boys. It ain’t worth it. I read it twice. OK! Let’s get to the bottom of it. The most mind bugling articles that caught my eyes were article 21 & 39 of the Constitution which strictly prohibits either the STATE or the RULING Family forfeit, confiscate or attach any private property, assets or money without court order. Here’s the deal… despite all that constitutional jazz all night long to the morning sun. Sheikh Hamdan [YOUR UNCLE] fucked the whole constitution and confiscated TEN MILLION DOLLARS DWD Payables from Dubai Water Department that killed both my parents, devastated my family & children and threw me to the DOGS for 30 years hustling and FIGHTING, scratching and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. It will be nice if you draw a CHEQUE to cover those [loose change] plus spoils of 1982 until today, another eight Million Dirham for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years and please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulated in Dubai court. Should that turns Imbroglio then I am more than happy to take back my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [alas DWD victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. If I am allowed I will take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. فَلَمَّا كَشَفْنَا عَنْهُمُ الرِّجْزَ إِلَى أَجَلٍ هُمْ بَالِغُوهُ إِذَا هُمْ يَنْكُثُونَ (الاعراف 135) I am too old GOUTIC to take DWD to court. After all who’s that foolish crackpot JUDGE who will risk his career and commit suicide to try DWD and deliver judgment? If I sue DWD I will be thrown in prison as laughingstock Philosoraptor and die there as that IDIOT Don Quixote who pawned his life to bet on wrong horse overtrusted his own Sheikh who kept his doors shut charming Ayatollah Mirza Hussein al Khomeini. [In case you didn’t know Philosoraptor metaphor it ain’t that dinosaur analogy that you know who grapples with big questions of metaphysics, ethics, and meaning of it all but that Emarati Dumbass Who’s fooled by Sheikh’s false esteem that he went outta way starving to supply DWD 23 Million Dollar worth of goods to save Dubai of dehydration and flooding on face value against worthless unbankable government of Dubai orders]. Imagine my mayhem when I am headhunted by every Affluenza Bounty Hunter, haunted by every Debt Collector on menopause for 30 years. My phone is TAHSEEL’s default 911 as common thief here’s their unsolicited phones so far +065930148, +065930135, +065930153, +042857063, +786295263118, +786295263115 Kazakhstan WTF. “It’s a virtue to kill a man than taking away his money” The above mentioned Prophet’s [PBUH] Despot proclamation is a Commanding HADEETH omitted from Sahih al Bukhari recent version. وَإِنْ مَا نُرِيَنَّكَ بَعْضَ الَّذِي نَعِدُهُمْ أَوْ نَتَوَفَّيَنَّكَ فَإِنَّمَا عَلَيْكَ الْبَلَاغُ وَعَلَيْنَا الْحِسَابُ (الرعد-40) As per Dubai Elder’s STATUS QUO they believe that Sheikh Hamdan is a LITTLE GOD [El-Rab-El-Saghier] and has heavenly birthright to take away my money and devastate me. He probably has taken away my money for the global warming that I caused to Planet Earth or as common thief. Sheikh Hamdan order Saeed AlraGabani UAE Agriculture Minister then to fire me from my job. With no compensation, no pension, no retirement nothing. For 30 years, I thought why should this little self-appointed Lesser God had the BALLS to shoot me in the head. Oh no he loved to see my misery and the melancholy left behind me that killed both my parents [may Allah bless their souls], devastated my family & children and he can rule happily ever after. I was too thick and stooopid then to think that way; until I realized that Seigniorage Banksters who’re headhunting me are his. The Little self appointed Lesser God wanted me HUSTLING and FIGHTING, SCRATCHING and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. Its Ockham’s Razor Law of Parsimony. It’s called in Arabic: “أغرب عملية نصب واحتيال“ [Oh No] as I switch to Organic belladonna and ditched Monsanto ganja. I realized that [Just crudity scatological humor. don’t do it boys!] Should I have taken Bill Duff’s Deputy Ismail Agha’s offer to ESCROW One Million Dollars to release my Funds? I ain’t writing you today. I was a FOOL and NAÏVE to refrain from BRIBING Ruler’s office Chief Account then. I blame my Patriot Upbringing. I only can strike rich if I have been a beggar, a bribed nutjob unemployable than self-employed killer entrepreneur who sell ICE to ESKIMOS. Dishonesty pays. I loathed bore you at this stance with this claim credibility. Bill Duff got everything. All LPOs, SRVs & invoices and more in my Banksters vaults. I loyally read both of Your Dad’s [the Present Ruler] Books; Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union, he conscientiously crowed about CRADLE to GRAVE UTOPIA phenomenon. He looked through his [Elder Brother] Sheikh Hamdan turn my life to Hell and yet whenever he’s confronted by White Folks Jackass Janes said pleasing ‘em: ‘NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW’. He should hang his Pseudonyms. Are you kidding? What law? Whose law? Who? and Where? I realized that he must be talking about a forbidden utopia that I ain’t allowed to subscribe. Its Gargantua and Pantagruel war. To avoid this memo scoffed-at and banned in-TRANSIT by some Nutjob Unemployable Scion Grafts at your end. I posted my INITIATIVE QUESTION in English than Arabic on social media. God forbid I ain’t Anglosexual though. You may keep your Dh 50,000 award for the needy contenders who just started spamming this premise all over the web. They’re 71 contenders, they need it. SHEESHA price jumped from Dh 5.00 to Dh 25.00. Thanks to Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union. I am an offensive comedian. I mean no disrespect or affront. It’s Just wanted to cheer you up whenever you read it. Carpe diem Mea culpa. Obaid Karki I Ain’t Anglosexual Liberal Hippie, Neither Wolf nor Dog, I am a coyote. A Paulite Picassoic Provocateur Constitutionalist Libertarian وَلَا تَدْعُ مَعَ اللَّهِ إِلَهًا آخَرَ لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا هُوَ كُلُّ شَيْءٍ هَالِكٌ إِلَّا وَجْهَهُ لَهُ الْحُكْمُ وَإِلَيْهِ تُرْجَعُونَ(القصص88) I thought you should know: The Word (قانون) Kanoon: presumably borrowed from Hindi nomenclature Desi Kanoon Meaning (LAW) in English. (قانون) Kanoon phrase stipulated 85 times all over the UAE Constitution without drawing a distinct verbatim of its predetermined definition in any of those 152 Articles presets of the Constitution. And yet it ain’t mentioned not even once in 6236 Ayah or 17655 words of Holy Quran; Having said that; should you consider amending the constitution to define either or both. The Term (قانون) Kanoon ain’t Law (disambiguation) its musical instrument that rules percussion in Hebrew. Since the phrase law ain’t neither Quranic nor Biblical term. Its Old Norse meaning: Causal link or Principle whose violation must or should result in penalty as failure, injury, loss, or pain. Ain’t authored by 3rd party. It’s an Old English lagu of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse lǫg law; akin to Old English Licgan to Lie. Ain’t that something? It’s a miracle hahaha…. Hallelujah.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils since 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years that can wait for now. Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment, corrupt lawyers and judges. Should that turns Imbroglio return my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [Dubai Victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage

February 6, 2016

Saeed Al Tayer, announced details of Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum Global Water Award, launched by Dubai Ruler  worth one million dollars in Armani hotel in Dubai.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils since 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years that can wait for now. Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment, corrupt lawyers and judges. Should that turns Imbroglio return my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [Dubai Victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries and bulldoze Nadd Alshiba Chateau de Versailles down to earth. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. Please allow me take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not to get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ Dear Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Congratulations لاَّ يُحِبُّ اللّهُ الْجَهْرَ بِالسُّوَءِ مِنَ الْقَوْلِ إِلاَّ مَن ظُلِمَ وَكَانَ اللّهُ سَمِيعًا عَلِيمًا(النساء148) Dubai Crown Prince 1971 Initiative I have been waiting 30 years for your Initiative. “Let’s have it from the end… the cream… Scheherazade! Please”. I mean: I will be too brief: Ahmed Adi Albitar a BELLBOY in King David Hotel in Jerusalem, Israel authored back in 1971 a very interesting MUSTREAD Document called: “The Constitution of the United Arab Emirates” دستور دولة الامارات العربية المتحدة‎ “dastūr dawlat al-imarāt al-arabīya al-muttahida” Since I am a Blackbelt Diehart Paulite Constitutionalist Libertarian I religiously memorized the whole 152 articles of UAE Constitution outta my heart. Just kidding! Come on Boys. It ain’t worth it. I read it twice. OK! Let’s get to the bottom of it. The most mind bugling articles that caught my eyes were article 21 & 39 of the Constitution which strictly prohibits either the STATE or the RULING Family forfeit, confiscate or attach any private property, assets or money without court order. Here’s the deal… despite all that constitutional jazz all night long to the morning sun. Sheikh Hamdan [YOUR UNCLE] fucked the whole constitution and confiscated TEN MILLION DOLLARS DWD Payables from Dubai Water Department that killed both my parents, devastated my family & children and threw me to the DOGS for 30 years hustling and FIGHTING, scratching and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. It will be nice if you draw a CHEQUE to cover those [loose change] plus spoils of 1982 until today, another eight Million Dirham for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years and please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulated in Dubai court. Should that turns Imbroglio then I am more than happy to take back my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [alas DWD victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. If I am allowed I will take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. فَلَمَّا كَشَفْنَا عَنْهُمُ الرِّجْزَ إِلَى أَجَلٍ هُمْ بَالِغُوهُ إِذَا هُمْ يَنْكُثُونَ (الاعراف 135) I am too old GOUTIC to take DWD to court. After all who’s that foolish crackpot JUDGE who will risk his career and commit suicide to try DWD and deliver judgment? If I sue DWD I will be thrown in prison as laughingstock Philosoraptor and die there as that IDIOT Don Quixote who pawned his life to bet on wrong horse overtrusted his own Sheikh who kept his doors shut charming Ayatollah Mirza Hussein al Khomeini. [In case you didn’t know Philosoraptor metaphor it ain’t that dinosaur analogy that you know who grapples with big questions of metaphysics, ethics, and meaning of it all but that Emarati Dumbass Who’s fooled by Sheikh’s false esteem that he went outta way starving to supply DWD 23 Million Dollar worth of goods to save Dubai of dehydration and flooding on face value against worthless unbankable government of Dubai orders]. Imagine my mayhem when I am headhunted by every Affluenza Bounty Hunter, haunted by every Debt Collector on menopause for 30 years. My phone is TAHSEEL’s default 911 as common thief here’s their unsolicited phones so far +065930148, +065930135, +065930153, +042857063, +786295263118, +786295263115 Kazakhstan WTF. “It’s a virtue to kill a man than taking away his money” The above mentioned Prophet’s [PBUH] Despot proclamation is a Commanding HADEETH omitted from Sahih al Bukhari recent version. وَإِنْ مَا نُرِيَنَّكَ بَعْضَ الَّذِي نَعِدُهُمْ أَوْ نَتَوَفَّيَنَّكَ فَإِنَّمَا عَلَيْكَ الْبَلَاغُ وَعَلَيْنَا الْحِسَابُ (الرعد-40) As per Dubai Elder’s STATUS QUO they believe that Sheikh Hamdan is a LITTLE GOD [El-Rab-El-Saghier] and has heavenly birthright to take away my money and devastate me. He probably has taken away my money for the global warming that I caused to Planet Earth or as common thief. Sheikh Hamdan order Saeed AlraGabani UAE Agriculture Minister then to fire me from my job. With no compensation, no pension, no retirement nothing. For 30 years, I thought why should this little self-appointed Lesser God had the BALLS to shoot me in the head. Oh no he loved to see my misery and the melancholy left behind me that killed both my parents [may Allah bless their souls], devastated my family & children and he can rule happily ever after. I was too thick and stooopid then to think that way; until I realized that Seigniorage Banksters who’re headhunting me are his. The Little self appointed Lesser God wanted me HUSTLING and FIGHTING, SCRATCHING and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. Its Ockham’s Razor Law of Parsimony. It’s called in Arabic: “أغرب عملية نصب واحتيال“ [Oh No] as I switch to Organic belladonna and ditched Monsanto ganja. I realized that [Just crudity scatological humor. don’t do it boys!] Should I have taken Bill Duff’s Deputy Ismail Agha’s offer to ESCROW One Million Dollars to release my Funds? I ain’t writing you today. I was a FOOL and NAÏVE to refrain from BRIBING Ruler’s office Chief Account then. I blame my Patriot Upbringing. I only can strike rich if I have been a beggar, a bribed nutjob unemployable than self-employed killer entrepreneur who sell ICE to ESKIMOS. Dishonesty pays. I loathed bore you at this stance with this claim credibility. Bill Duff got everything. All LPOs, SRVs & invoices and more in my Banksters vaults. I loyally read both of Your Dad’s [the Present Ruler] Books; Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union, he conscientiously crowed about CRADLE to GRAVE UTOPIA phenomenon. He looked through his [Elder Brother] Sheikh Hamdan turn my life to Hell and yet whenever he’s confronted by White Folks Jackass Janes said pleasing ‘em: ‘NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW’. He should hang his Pseudonyms. Are you kidding? What law? Whose law? Who? and Where? I realized that he must be talking about a forbidden utopia that I ain’t allowed to subscribe. Its Gargantua and Pantagruel war. To avoid this memo scoffed-at and banned in-TRANSIT by some Nutjob Unemployable Scion Grafts at your end. I posted my INITIATIVE QUESTION in English than Arabic on social media. God forbid I ain’t Anglosexual though. You may keep your Dh 50,000 award for the needy contenders who just started spamming this premise all over the web. They’re 71 contenders, they need it. SHEESHA price jumped from Dh 5.00 to Dh 25.00. Thanks to Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union. I am an offensive comedian. I mean no disrespect or affront. It’s Just wanted to cheer you up whenever you read it. Carpe diem Mea culpa. Obaid Karki I Ain’t Anglosexual Liberal Hippie, Neither Wolf nor Dog, I am a coyote. A Paulite Picassoic Provocateur Constitutionalist Libertarian وَلَا تَدْعُ مَعَ اللَّهِ إِلَهًا آخَرَ لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا هُوَ كُلُّ شَيْءٍ هَالِكٌ إِلَّا وَجْهَهُ لَهُ الْحُكْمُ وَإِلَيْهِ تُرْجَعُونَ(القصص88) I thought you should know: The Word (قانون) Kanoon: presumably borrowed from Hindi nomenclature Desi Kanoon Meaning (LAW) in English. (قانون) Kanoon phrase stipulated 85 times all over the UAE Constitution without drawing a distinct verbatim of its predetermined definition in any of those 152 Articles presets of the Constitution. And yet it ain’t mentioned not even once in 6236 Ayah or 17655 words of Holy Quran; Having said that; should you consider amending the constitution to define either or both. The Term (قانون) Kanoon ain’t Law (disambiguation) its musical instrument that rules percussion in Hebrew. Since the phrase law ain’t neither Quranic nor Biblical term. Its Old Norse meaning: Causal link or Principle whose violation must or should result in penalty as failure, injury, loss, or pain. Ain’t authored by 3rd party. It’s an Old English lagu of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse lǫg law; akin to Old English Licgan to Lie. Ain’t that something? It’s a miracle hahaha…. Hallelujah.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils since 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years that can wait for now. Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment, corrupt lawyers and judges. Should that turns Imbroglio return my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [Dubai Victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries and bulldoze Nadd Alshiba Chateau de Versailles down to earth. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. Please allow me take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not to get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ Dear Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Congratulations لاَّ يُحِبُّ اللّهُ الْجَهْرَ بِالسُّوَءِ مِنَ الْقَوْلِ إِلاَّ مَن ظُلِمَ وَكَانَ اللّهُ سَمِيعًا عَلِيمًا(النساء148) Dubai Crown Prince 1971 Initiative I have been waiting 30 years for your Initiative. “Let’s have it from the end… the cream… Scheherazade! Please”. I mean: I will be too brief: Ahmed Adi Albitar a BELLBOY in King David Hotel in Jerusalem, Israel authored back in 1971 a very interesting MUSTREAD Document called: “The Constitution of the United Arab Emirates” دستور دولة الامارات العربية المتحدة‎ “dastūr dawlat al-imarāt al-arabīya al-muttahida” Since I am a Blackbelt Diehart Paulite Constitutionalist Libertarian I religiously memorized the whole 152 articles of UAE Constitution outta my heart. Just kidding! Come on Boys. It ain’t worth it. I read it twice. OK! Let’s get to the bottom of it. The most mind bugling articles that caught my eyes were article 21 & 39 of the Constitution which strictly prohibits either the STATE or the RULING Family forfeit, confiscate or attach any private property, assets or money without court order. Here’s the deal… despite all that constitutional jazz all night long to the morning sun. Sheikh Hamdan [YOUR UNCLE] fucked the whole constitution and confiscated TEN MILLION DOLLARS DWD Payables from Dubai Water Department that killed both my parents, devastated my family & children and threw me to the DOGS for 30 years hustling and FIGHTING, scratching and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. It will be nice if you draw a CHEQUE to cover those [loose change] plus spoils of 1982 until today, another eight Million Dirham for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years and please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulated in Dubai court. Should that turns Imbroglio then I am more than happy to take back my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [alas DWD victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. If I am allowed I will take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. فَلَمَّا كَشَفْنَا عَنْهُمُ الرِّجْزَ إِلَى أَجَلٍ هُمْ بَالِغُوهُ إِذَا هُمْ يَنْكُثُونَ (الاعراف 135) I am too old GOUTIC to take DWD to court. After all who’s that foolish crackpot JUDGE who will risk his career and commit suicide to try DWD and deliver judgment? If I sue DWD I will be thrown in prison as laughingstock Philosoraptor and die there as that IDIOT Don Quixote who pawned his life to bet on wrong horse overtrusted his own Sheikh who kept his doors shut charming Ayatollah Mirza Hussein al Khomeini. [In case you didn’t know Philosoraptor metaphor it ain’t that dinosaur analogy that you know who grapples with big questions of metaphysics, ethics, and meaning of it all but that Emarati Dumbass Who’s fooled by Sheikh’s false esteem that he went outta way starving to supply DWD 23 Million Dollar worth of goods to save Dubai of dehydration and flooding on face value against worthless unbankable government of Dubai orders]. Imagine my mayhem when I am headhunted by every Affluenza Bounty Hunter, haunted by every Debt Collector on menopause for 30 years. My phone is TAHSEEL’s default 911 as common thief here’s their unsolicited phones so far +065930148, +065930135, +065930153, +042857063, +786295263118, +786295263115 Kazakhstan WTF. “It’s a virtue to kill a man than taking away his money” The above mentioned Prophet’s [PBUH] Despot proclamation is a Commanding HADEETH omitted from Sahih al Bukhari recent version. وَإِنْ مَا نُرِيَنَّكَ بَعْضَ الَّذِي نَعِدُهُمْ أَوْ نَتَوَفَّيَنَّكَ فَإِنَّمَا عَلَيْكَ الْبَلَاغُ وَعَلَيْنَا الْحِسَابُ (الرعد-40) As per Dubai Elder’s STATUS QUO they believe that Sheikh Hamdan is a LITTLE GOD [El-Rab-El-Saghier] and has heavenly birthright to take away my money and devastate me. He probably has taken away my money for the global warming that I caused to Planet Earth or as common thief. Sheikh Hamdan order Saeed AlraGabani UAE Agriculture Minister then to fire me from my job. With no compensation, no pension, no retirement nothing. For 30 years, I thought why should this little self-appointed Lesser God had the BALLS to shoot me in the head. Oh no he loved to see my misery and the melancholy left behind me that killed both my parents [may Allah bless their souls], devastated my family & children and he can rule happily ever after. I was too thick and stooopid then to think that way; until I realized that Seigniorage Banksters who’re headhunting me are his. The Little self appointed Lesser God wanted me HUSTLING and FIGHTING, SCRATCHING and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. Its Ockham’s Razor Law of Parsimony. It’s called in Arabic: “أغرب عملية نصب واحتيال“ [Oh No] as I switch to Organic belladonna and ditched Monsanto ganja. I realized that [Just crudity scatological humor. don’t do it boys!] Should I have taken Bill Duff’s Deputy Ismail Agha’s offer to ESCROW One Million Dollars to release my Funds? I ain’t writing you today. I was a FOOL and NAÏVE to refrain from BRIBING Ruler’s office Chief Account then. I blame my Patriot Upbringing. I only can strike rich if I have been a beggar, a bribed nutjob unemployable than self-employed killer entrepreneur who sell ICE to ESKIMOS. Dishonesty pays. I loathed bore you at this stance with this claim credibility. Bill Duff got everything. All LPOs, SRVs & invoices and more in my Banksters vaults. I loyally read both of Your Dad’s [the Present Ruler] Books; Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union, he conscientiously crowed about CRADLE to GRAVE UTOPIA phenomenon. He looked through his [Elder Brother] Sheikh Hamdan turn my life to Hell and yet whenever he’s confronted by White Folks Jackass Janes said pleasing ‘em: ‘NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW’. He should hang his Pseudonyms. Are you kidding? What law? Whose law? Who? and Where? I realized that he must be talking about a forbidden utopia that I ain’t allowed to subscribe. Its Gargantua and Pantagruel war. To avoid this memo scoffed-at and banned in-TRANSIT by some Nutjob Unemployable Scion Grafts at your end. I posted my INITIATIVE QUESTION in English than Arabic on social media. God forbid I ain’t Anglosexual though. You may keep your Dh 50,000 award for the needy contenders who just started spamming this premise all over the web. They’re 71 contenders, they need it. SHEESHA price jumped from Dh 5.00 to Dh 25.00. Thanks to Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union. I am an offensive comedian. I mean no disrespect or affront. It’s Just wanted to cheer you up whenever you read it. Carpe diem Mea culpa. Obaid Karki I Ain’t Anglosexual Liberal Hippie, Neither Wolf nor Dog, I am a coyote. A Paulite Picassoic Provocateur Constitutionalist Libertarian وَلَا تَدْعُ مَعَ اللَّهِ إِلَهًا آخَرَ لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا هُوَ كُلُّ شَيْءٍ هَالِكٌ إِلَّا وَجْهَهُ لَهُ الْحُكْمُ وَإِلَيْهِ تُرْجَعُونَ(القصص88) I thought you should know: The Word (قانون) Kanoon: presumably borrowed from Hindi nomenclature Desi Kanoon Meaning (LAW) in English. (قانون) Kanoon phrase stipulated 85 times all over the UAE Constitution without drawing a distinct verbatim of its predetermined definition in any of those 152 Articles presets of the Constitution. And yet it ain’t mentioned not even once in 6236 Ayah or 17655 words of Holy Quran; Having said that; should you consider amending the constitution to define either or both. The Term (قانون) Kanoon ain’t Law (disambiguation) its musical instrument that rules percussion in Hebrew. Since the phrase law ain’t neither Quranic nor Biblical term. Its Old Norse meaning: Causal link or Principle whose violation must or should result in penalty as failure, injury, loss, or pain. Ain’t authored by 3rd party. It’s an Old English lagu of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse lǫg law; akin to Old English Licgan to Lie. Ain’t that something? It’s a miracle hahaha…. Hallelujah.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils since 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years that can wait for now. Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment, corrupt lawyers and judges. Should that turns Imbroglio return my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [Dubai Victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage

February 6, 2016

Dubai Electricity and Water Authority, DEWA, received a delegation of 32 graduates from Harvard’s John F. Kennedy School of Government at their Sustainable Building in Al Quoz.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils since 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years that can wait for now. Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment. Should that turns Imbroglio return my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [Dubai Victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries and bulldoze Nadd Alshiba Chateau de Versailles down to earth. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. Please allow me take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not to get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ Dear Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Congratulations لاَّ يُحِبُّ اللّهُ الْجَهْرَ بِالسُّوَءِ مِنَ الْقَوْلِ إِلاَّ مَن ظُلِمَ وَكَانَ اللّهُ سَمِيعًا عَلِيمًا(النساء148) Dubai Crown Prince 1971 Initiative I have been waiting 30 years for your Initiative. “Let’s have it from the end… the cream… Scheherazade! Please”. I mean: I will be too brief: Ahmed Adi Albitar a BELLBOY in King David Hotel in Jerusalem, Israel authored back in 1971 a very interesting MUSTREAD Document called: “The Constitution of the United Arab Emirates” دستور دولة الامارات العربية المتحدة‎ “dastūr dawlat al-imarāt al-arabīya al-muttahida” Since I am a Blackbelt Diehart Paulite Constitutionalist Libertarian I religiously memorized the whole 152 articles of UAE Constitution outta my heart. Just kidding! Come on Boys. It ain’t worth it. I read it twice. OK! Let’s get to the bottom of it. The most mind bugling articles that caught my eyes were article 21 & 39 of the Constitution which strictly prohibits either the STATE or the RULING Family forfeit, confiscate or attach any private property, assets or money without court order. Here’s the deal… despite all that constitutional jazz all night long to the morning sun. Sheikh Hamdan [YOUR UNCLE] fucked the whole constitution and confiscated TEN MILLION DOLLARS DWD Payables from Dubai Water Department that killed both my parents, devastated my family & children and threw me to the DOGS for 30 years hustling and FIGHTING, scratching and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. It will be nice if you draw a CHEQUE to cover those [loose change] plus spoils of 1982 until today, another eight Million Dirham for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years and please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulated in Dubai court. Should that turns Imbroglio then I am more than happy to take back my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [alas DWD victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. If I am allowed I will take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. فَلَمَّا كَشَفْنَا عَنْهُمُ الرِّجْزَ إِلَى أَجَلٍ هُمْ بَالِغُوهُ إِذَا هُمْ يَنْكُثُونَ (الاعراف 135) I am too old GOUTIC to take DWD to court. After all who’s that foolish crackpot JUDGE who will risk his career and commit suicide to try DWD and deliver judgment? If I sue DWD I will be thrown in prison as laughingstock Philosoraptor and die there as that IDIOT Don Quixote who pawned his life to bet on wrong horse overtrusted his own Sheikh who kept his doors shut charming Ayatollah Mirza Hussein al Khomeini. [In case you didn’t know Philosoraptor metaphor it ain’t that dinosaur analogy that you know who grapples with big questions of metaphysics, ethics, and meaning of it all but that Emarati Dumbass Who’s fooled by Sheikh’s false esteem that he went outta way starving to supply DWD 23 Million Dollar worth of goods to save Dubai of dehydration and flooding on face value against worthless unbankable government of Dubai orders]. Imagine my mayhem when I am headhunted by every Affluenza Bounty Hunter, haunted by every Debt Collector on menopause for 30 years. My phone is TAHSEEL’s default 911 as common thief here’s their unsolicited phones so far +065930148, +065930135, +065930153, +042857063, +786295263118, +786295263115 Kazakhstan WTF. “It’s a virtue to kill a man than taking away his money” The above mentioned Prophet’s [PBUH] Despot proclamation is a Commanding HADEETH omitted from Sahih al Bukhari recent version. وَإِنْ مَا نُرِيَنَّكَ بَعْضَ الَّذِي نَعِدُهُمْ أَوْ نَتَوَفَّيَنَّكَ فَإِنَّمَا عَلَيْكَ الْبَلَاغُ وَعَلَيْنَا الْحِسَابُ (الرعد-40) As per Dubai Elder’s STATUS QUO they believe that Sheikh Hamdan is a LITTLE GOD [El-Rab-El-Saghier] and has heavenly birthright to take away my money and devastate me. He probably has taken away my money for the global warming that I caused to Planet Earth or as common thief. Sheikh Hamdan order Saeed AlraGabani UAE Agriculture Minister then to fire me from my job. With no compensation, no pension, no retirement nothing. For 30 years, I thought why should this little self-appointed Lesser God had the BALLS to shoot me in the head. Oh no he loved to see my misery and the melancholy left behind me that killed both my parents [may Allah bless their souls], devastated my family & children and he can rule happily ever after. I was too thick and stooopid then to think that way; until I realized that Seigniorage Banksters who’re headhunting me are his. The Little self appointed Lesser God wanted me HUSTLING and FIGHTING, SCRATCHING and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. Its Ockham’s Razor Law of Parsimony. It’s called in Arabic: “أغرب عملية نصب واحتيال“ [Oh No] as I switch to Organic belladonna and ditched Monsanto ganja. I realized that [Just crudity scatological humor. don’t do it boys!] Should I have taken Bill Duff’s Deputy Ismail Agha’s offer to ESCROW One Million Dollars to release my Funds? I ain’t writing you today. I was a FOOL and NAÏVE to refrain from BRIBING Ruler’s office Chief Account then. I blame my Patriot Upbringing. I only can strike rich if I have been a beggar, a bribed nutjob unemployable than self-employed killer entrepreneur who sell ICE to ESKIMOS. Dishonesty pays. I loathed bore you at this stance with this claim credibility. Bill Duff got everything. All LPOs, SRVs & invoices and more in my Banksters vaults. I loyally read both of Your Dad’s [the Present Ruler] Books; Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union, he conscientiously crowed about CRADLE to GRAVE UTOPIA phenomenon. He looked through his [Elder Brother] Sheikh Hamdan turn my life to Hell and yet whenever he’s confronted by White Folks Jackass Janes said pleasing ‘em: ‘NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW’. He should hang his Pseudonyms. Are you kidding? What law? Whose law? Who? and Where? I realized that he must be talking about a forbidden utopia that I ain’t allowed to subscribe. Its Gargantua and Pantagruel war. To avoid this memo scoffed-at and banned in-TRANSIT by some Nutjob Unemployable Scion Grafts at your end. I posted my INITIATIVE QUESTION in English than Arabic on social media. God forbid I ain’t Anglosexual though. You may keep your Dh 50,000 award for the needy contenders who just started spamming this premise all over the web. They’re 71 contenders, they need it. SHEESHA price jumped from Dh 5.00 to Dh 25.00. Thanks to Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union. I am an offensive comedian. I mean no disrespect or affront. It’s Just wanted to cheer you up whenever you read it. Carpe diem Mea culpa. Obaid Karki I Ain’t Anglosexual Liberal Hippie, Neither Wolf nor Dog, I am a coyote. A Paulite Picassoic Provocateur Constitutionalist Libertarian وَلَا تَدْعُ مَعَ اللَّهِ إِلَهًا آخَرَ لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا هُوَ كُلُّ شَيْءٍ هَالِكٌ إِلَّا وَجْهَهُ لَهُ الْحُكْمُ وَإِلَيْهِ تُرْجَعُونَ(القصص88) I thought you should know: The Word (قانون) Kanoon: presumably borrowed from Hindi nomenclature Desi Kanoon Meaning (LAW) in English. (قانون) Kanoon phrase stipulated 85 times all over the UAE Constitution without drawing a distinct verbatim of its predetermined definition in any of those 152 Articles presets of the Constitution. And yet it ain’t mentioned not even once in 6236 Ayah or 17655 words of Holy Quran; Having said that; should you consider amending the constitution to define either or both. The Term (قانون) Kanoon ain’t Law (disambiguation) its musical instrument that rules percussion in Hebrew. Since the phrase law ain’t neither Quranic nor Biblical term. Its Old Norse meaning: Causal link or Principle whose violation must or should result in penalty as failure, injury, loss, or pain. Ain’t authored by 3rd party. It’s an Old English lagu of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse lǫg law; akin to Old English Licgan to Lie. Ain’t that something? It’s a miracle hahaha…. Hallelujah.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils since 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years that can wait for now. Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment. Should that turns Imbroglio return my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [Dubai Victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries and bulldoze Nadd Alshiba Chateau de Versailles down to earth. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. Please allow me take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not to get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ Dear Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Congratulations لاَّ يُحِبُّ اللّهُ الْجَهْرَ بِالسُّوَءِ مِنَ الْقَوْلِ إِلاَّ مَن ظُلِمَ وَكَانَ اللّهُ سَمِيعًا عَلِيمًا(النساء148) Dubai Crown Prince 1971 Initiative I have been waiting 30 years for your Initiative. “Let’s have it from the end… the cream… Scheherazade! Please”. I mean: I will be too brief: Ahmed Adi Albitar a BELLBOY in King David Hotel in Jerusalem, Israel authored back in 1971 a very interesting MUSTREAD Document called: “The Constitution of the United Arab Emirates” دستور دولة الامارات العربية المتحدة‎ “dastūr dawlat al-imarāt al-arabīya al-muttahida” Since I am a Blackbelt Diehart Paulite Constitutionalist Libertarian I religiously memorized the whole 152 articles of UAE Constitution outta my heart. Just kidding! Come on Boys. It ain’t worth it. I read it twice. OK! Let’s get to the bottom of it. The most mind bugling articles that caught my eyes were article 21 & 39 of the Constitution which strictly prohibits either the STATE or the RULING Family forfeit, confiscate or attach any private property, assets or money without court order. Here’s the deal… despite all that constitutional jazz all night long to the morning sun. Sheikh Hamdan [YOUR UNCLE] fucked the whole constitution and confiscated TEN MILLION DOLLARS DWD Payables from Dubai Water Department that killed both my parents, devastated my family & children and threw me to the DOGS for 30 years hustling and FIGHTING, scratching and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. It will be nice if you draw a CHEQUE to cover those [loose change] plus spoils of 1982 until today, another eight Million Dirham for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years and please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulated in Dubai court. Should that turns Imbroglio then I am more than happy to take back my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [alas DWD victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. If I am allowed I will take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. فَلَمَّا كَشَفْنَا عَنْهُمُ الرِّجْزَ إِلَى أَجَلٍ هُمْ بَالِغُوهُ إِذَا هُمْ يَنْكُثُونَ (الاعراف 135) I am too old GOUTIC to take DWD to court. After all who’s that foolish crackpot JUDGE who will risk his career and commit suicide to try DWD and deliver judgment? If I sue DWD I will be thrown in prison as laughingstock Philosoraptor and die there as that IDIOT Don Quixote who pawned his life to bet on wrong horse overtrusted his own Sheikh who kept his doors shut charming Ayatollah Mirza Hussein al Khomeini. [In case you didn’t know Philosoraptor metaphor it ain’t that dinosaur analogy that you know who grapples with big questions of metaphysics, ethics, and meaning of it all but that Emarati Dumbass Who’s fooled by Sheikh’s false esteem that he went outta way starving to supply DWD 23 Million Dollar worth of goods to save Dubai of dehydration and flooding on face value against worthless unbankable government of Dubai orders]. Imagine my mayhem when I am headhunted by every Affluenza Bounty Hunter, haunted by every Debt Collector on menopause for 30 years. My phone is TAHSEEL’s default 911 as common thief here’s their unsolicited phones so far +065930148, +065930135, +065930153, +042857063, +786295263118, +786295263115 Kazakhstan WTF. “It’s a virtue to kill a man than taking away his money” The above mentioned Prophet’s [PBUH] Despot proclamation is a Commanding HADEETH omitted from Sahih al Bukhari recent version. وَإِنْ مَا نُرِيَنَّكَ بَعْضَ الَّذِي نَعِدُهُمْ أَوْ نَتَوَفَّيَنَّكَ فَإِنَّمَا عَلَيْكَ الْبَلَاغُ وَعَلَيْنَا الْحِسَابُ (الرعد-40) As per Dubai Elder’s STATUS QUO they believe that Sheikh Hamdan is a LITTLE GOD [El-Rab-El-Saghier] and has heavenly birthright to take away my money and devastate me. He probably has taken away my money for the global warming that I caused to Planet Earth or as common thief. Sheikh Hamdan order Saeed AlraGabani UAE Agriculture Minister then to fire me from my job. With no compensation, no pension, no retirement nothing. For 30 years, I thought why should this little self-appointed Lesser God had the BALLS to shoot me in the head. Oh no he loved to see my misery and the melancholy left behind me that killed both my parents [may Allah bless their souls], devastated my family & children and he can rule happily ever after. I was too thick and stooopid then to think that way; until I realized that Seigniorage Banksters who’re headhunting me are his. The Little self appointed Lesser God wanted me HUSTLING and FIGHTING, SCRATCHING and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. Its Ockham’s Razor Law of Parsimony. It’s called in Arabic: “أغرب عملية نصب واحتيال“ [Oh No] as I switch to Organic belladonna and ditched Monsanto ganja. I realized that [Just crudity scatological humor. don’t do it boys!] Should I have taken Bill Duff’s Deputy Ismail Agha’s offer to ESCROW One Million Dollars to release my Funds? I ain’t writing you today. I was a FOOL and NAÏVE to refrain from BRIBING Ruler’s office Chief Account then. I blame my Patriot Upbringing. I only can strike rich if I have been a beggar, a bribed nutjob unemployable than self-employed killer entrepreneur who sell ICE to ESKIMOS. Dishonesty pays. I loathed bore you at this stance with this claim credibility. Bill Duff got everything. All LPOs, SRVs & invoices and more in my Banksters vaults. I loyally read both of Your Dad’s [the Present Ruler] Books; Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union, he conscientiously crowed about CRADLE to GRAVE UTOPIA phenomenon. He looked through his [Elder Brother] Sheikh Hamdan turn my life to Hell and yet whenever he’s confronted by White Folks Jackass Janes said pleasing ‘em: ‘NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW’. He should hang his Pseudonyms. Are you kidding? What law? Whose law? Who? and Where? I realized that he must be talking about a forbidden utopia that I ain’t allowed to subscribe. Its Gargantua and Pantagruel war. To avoid this memo scoffed-at and banned in-TRANSIT by some Nutjob Unemployable Scion Grafts at your end. I posted my INITIATIVE QUESTION in English than Arabic on social media. God forbid I ain’t Anglosexual though. You may keep your Dh 50,000 award for the needy contenders who just started spamming this premise all over the web. They’re 71 contenders, they need it. SHEESHA price jumped from Dh 5.00 to Dh 25.00. Thanks to Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union. I am an offensive comedian. I mean no disrespect or affront. It’s Just wanted to cheer you up whenever you read it. Carpe diem Mea culpa. Obaid Karki I Ain’t Anglosexual Liberal Hippie, Neither Wolf nor Dog, I am a coyote. A Paulite Picassoic Provocateur Constitutionalist Libertarian وَلَا تَدْعُ مَعَ اللَّهِ إِلَهًا آخَرَ لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا هُوَ كُلُّ شَيْءٍ هَالِكٌ إِلَّا وَجْهَهُ لَهُ الْحُكْمُ وَإِلَيْهِ تُرْجَعُونَ(القصص88) I thought you should know: The Word (قانون) Kanoon: presumably borrowed from Hindi nomenclature Desi Kanoon Meaning (LAW) in English. (قانون) Kanoon phrase stipulated 85 times all over the UAE Constitution without drawing a distinct verbatim of its predetermined definition in any of those 152 Articles presets of the Constitution. And yet it ain’t mentioned not even once in 6236 Ayah or 17655 words of Holy Quran; Having said that; should you consider amending the constitution to define either or both. The Term (قانون) Kanoon ain’t Law (disambiguation) its musical instrument that rules percussion in Hebrew. Since the phrase law ain’t neither Quranic nor Biblical term. Its Old Norse meaning: Causal link or Principle whose violation must or should result in penalty as failure, injury, loss, or pain. Ain’t authored by 3rd party. It’s an Old English lagu of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse lǫg law; akin to Old English Licgan to Lie. Ain’t that something? It’s a miracle hahaha…. Hallelujah.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils since 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years that can wait for now.

February 6, 2016

Dubai Electricity and Water Authority’s (DEWA’s) Sustainability Culture Indicator (SCI) survey rose to 85 per cent for 2015, a 3 per cent year-on-year increase.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils since 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years that can wait for now. Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment. Should that turns Imbroglio return my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [Dubai Victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries and bulldoze Nadd Alshiba Chateau de Versailles down to earth. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. Please allow me take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not to get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ Dear Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Congratulations لاَّ يُحِبُّ اللّهُ الْجَهْرَ بِالسُّوَءِ مِنَ الْقَوْلِ إِلاَّ مَن ظُلِمَ وَكَانَ اللّهُ سَمِيعًا عَلِيمًا(النساء148) Dubai Crown Prince 1971 Initiative I have been waiting 30 years for your Initiative. “Let’s have it from the end… the cream… Scheherazade! Please”. I mean: I will be too brief: Ahmed Adi Albitar a BELLBOY in King David Hotel in Jerusalem, Israel authored back in 1971 a very interesting MUSTREAD Document called: “The Constitution of the United Arab Emirates” دستور دولة الامارات العربية المتحدة‎ “dastūr dawlat al-imarāt al-arabīya al-muttahida” Since I am a Blackbelt Diehart Paulite Constitutionalist Libertarian I religiously memorized the whole 152 articles of UAE Constitution outta my heart. Just kidding! Come on Boys. It ain’t worth it. I read it twice. OK! Let’s get to the bottom of it. The most mind bugling articles that caught my eyes were article 21 & 39 of the Constitution which strictly prohibits either the STATE or the RULING Family forfeit, confiscate or attach any private property, assets or money without court order. Here’s the deal… despite all that constitutional jazz all night long to the morning sun. Sheikh Hamdan [YOUR UNCLE] fucked the whole constitution and confiscated TEN MILLION DOLLARS DWD Payables from Dubai Water Department that killed both my parents, devastated my family & children and threw me to the DOGS for 30 years hustling and FIGHTING, scratching and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. It will be nice if you draw a CHEQUE to cover those [loose change] plus spoils of 1982 until today, another eight Million Dirham for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years and please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulated in Dubai court. Should that turns Imbroglio then I am more than happy to take back my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [alas DWD victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. If I am allowed I will take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. فَلَمَّا كَشَفْنَا عَنْهُمُ الرِّجْزَ إِلَى أَجَلٍ هُمْ بَالِغُوهُ إِذَا هُمْ يَنْكُثُونَ (الاعراف 135) I am too old GOUTIC to take DWD to court. After all who’s that foolish crackpot JUDGE who will risk his career and commit suicide to try DWD and deliver judgment? If I sue DWD I will be thrown in prison as laughingstock Philosoraptor and die there as that IDIOT Don Quixote who pawned his life to bet on wrong horse overtrusted his own Sheikh who kept his doors shut charming Ayatollah Mirza Hussein al Khomeini. [In case you didn’t know Philosoraptor metaphor it ain’t that dinosaur analogy that you know who grapples with big questions of metaphysics, ethics, and meaning of it all but that Emarati Dumbass Who’s fooled by Sheikh’s false esteem that he went outta way starving to supply DWD 23 Million Dollar worth of goods to save Dubai of dehydration and flooding on face value against worthless unbankable government of Dubai orders]. Imagine my mayhem when I am headhunted by every Affluenza Bounty Hunter, haunted by every Debt Collector on menopause for 30 years. My phone is TAHSEEL’s default 911 as common thief here’s their unsolicited phones so far +065930148, +065930135, +065930153, +042857063, +786295263118, +786295263115 Kazakhstan WTF. “It’s a virtue to kill a man than taking away his money” The above mentioned Prophet’s [PBUH] Despot proclamation is a Commanding HADEETH omitted from Sahih al Bukhari recent version. وَإِنْ مَا نُرِيَنَّكَ بَعْضَ الَّذِي نَعِدُهُمْ أَوْ نَتَوَفَّيَنَّكَ فَإِنَّمَا عَلَيْكَ الْبَلَاغُ وَعَلَيْنَا الْحِسَابُ (الرعد-40) As per Dubai Elder’s STATUS QUO they believe that Sheikh Hamdan is a LITTLE GOD [El-Rab-El-Saghier] and has heavenly birthright to take away my money and devastate me. He probably has taken away my money for the global warming that I caused to Planet Earth or as common thief. Sheikh Hamdan order Saeed AlraGabani UAE Agriculture Minister then to fire me from my job. With no compensation, no pension, no retirement nothing. For 30 years, I thought why should this little self-appointed Lesser God had the BALLS to shoot me in the head. Oh no he loved to see my misery and the melancholy left behind me that killed both my parents [may Allah bless their souls], devastated my family & children and he can rule happily ever after. I was too thick and stooopid then to think that way; until I realized that Seigniorage Banksters who’re headhunting me are his. The Little self appointed Lesser God wanted me HUSTLING and FIGHTING, SCRATCHING and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. Its Ockham’s Razor Law of Parsimony. It’s called in Arabic: “أغرب عملية نصب واحتيال“ [Oh No] as I switch to Organic belladonna and ditched Monsanto ganja. I realized that [Just crudity scatological humor. don’t do it boys!] Should I have taken Bill Duff’s Deputy Ismail Agha’s offer to ESCROW One Million Dollars to release my Funds? I ain’t writing you today. I was a FOOL and NAÏVE to refrain from BRIBING Ruler’s office Chief Account then. I blame my Patriot Upbringing. I only can strike rich if I have been a beggar, a bribed nutjob unemployable than self-employed killer entrepreneur who sell ICE to ESKIMOS. Dishonesty pays. I loathed bore you at this stance with this claim credibility. Bill Duff got everything. All LPOs, SRVs & invoices and more in my Banksters vaults. I loyally read both of Your Dad’s [the Present Ruler] Books; Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union, he conscientiously crowed about CRADLE to GRAVE UTOPIA phenomenon. He looked through his [Elder Brother] Sheikh Hamdan turn my life to Hell and yet whenever he’s confronted by White Folks Jackass Janes said pleasing ‘em: ‘NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW’. He should hang his Pseudonyms. Are you kidding? What law? Whose law? Who? and Where? I realized that he must be talking about a forbidden utopia that I ain’t allowed to subscribe. Its Gargantua and Pantagruel war. To avoid this memo scoffed-at and banned in-TRANSIT by some Nutjob Unemployable Scion Grafts at your end. I posted my INITIATIVE QUESTION in English than Arabic on social media. God forbid I ain’t Anglosexual though. You may keep your Dh 50,000 award for the needy contenders who just started spamming this premise all over the web. They’re 71 contenders, they need it. SHEESHA price jumped from Dh 5.00 to Dh 25.00. Thanks to Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union. I am an offensive comedian. I mean no disrespect or affront. It’s Just wanted to cheer you up whenever you read it. Carpe diem Mea culpa. Obaid Karki I Ain’t Anglosexual Liberal Hippie, Neither Wolf nor Dog, I am a coyote. A Paulite Picassoic Provocateur Constitutionalist Libertarian وَلَا تَدْعُ مَعَ اللَّهِ إِلَهًا آخَرَ لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا هُوَ كُلُّ شَيْءٍ هَالِكٌ إِلَّا وَجْهَهُ لَهُ الْحُكْمُ وَإِلَيْهِ تُرْجَعُونَ(القصص88) I thought you should know: The Word (قانون) Kanoon: presumably borrowed from Hindi nomenclature Desi Kanoon Meaning (LAW) in English. (قانون) Kanoon phrase stipulated 85 times all over the UAE Constitution without drawing a distinct verbatim of its predetermined definition in any of those 152 Articles presets of the Constitution. And yet it ain’t mentioned not even once in 6236 Ayah or 17655 words of Holy Quran; Having said that; should you consider amending the constitution to define either or both. The Term (قانون) Kanoon ain’t Law (disambiguation) its musical instrument that rules percussion in Hebrew. Since the phrase law ain’t neither Quranic nor Biblical term. Its Old Norse meaning: Causal link or Principle whose violation must or should result in penalty as failure, injury, loss, or pain. Ain’t authored by 3rd party. It’s an Old English lagu of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse lǫg law; akin to Old English Licgan to Lie. Ain’t that something? It’s a miracle hahaha…. Hallelujah.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils since 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years that can wait for now. Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment. Should that turns Imbroglio return my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [Dubai Victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries and bulldoze Nadd Alshiba Chateau de Versailles down to earth. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. Please allow me take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not to get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ Dear Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Congratulations لاَّ يُحِبُّ اللّهُ الْجَهْرَ بِالسُّوَءِ مِنَ الْقَوْلِ إِلاَّ مَن ظُلِمَ وَكَانَ اللّهُ سَمِيعًا عَلِيمًا(النساء148) Dubai Crown Prince 1971 Initiative I have been waiting 30 years for your Initiative. “Let’s have it from the end… the cream… Scheherazade! Please”. I mean: I will be too brief: Ahmed Adi Albitar a BELLBOY in King David Hotel in Jerusalem, Israel authored back in 1971 a very interesting MUSTREAD Document called: “The Constitution of the United Arab Emirates” دستور دولة الامارات العربية المتحدة‎ “dastūr dawlat al-imarāt al-arabīya al-muttahida” Since I am a Blackbelt Diehart Paulite Constitutionalist Libertarian I religiously memorized the whole 152 articles of UAE Constitution outta my heart. Just kidding! Come on Boys. It ain’t worth it. I read it twice. OK! Let’s get to the bottom of it. The most mind bugling articles that caught my eyes were article 21 & 39 of the Constitution which strictly prohibits either the STATE or the RULING Family forfeit, confiscate or attach any private property, assets or money without court order. Here’s the deal… despite all that constitutional jazz all night long to the morning sun. Sheikh Hamdan [YOUR UNCLE] fucked the whole constitution and confiscated TEN MILLION DOLLARS DWD Payables from Dubai Water Department that killed both my parents, devastated my family & children and threw me to the DOGS for 30 years hustling and FIGHTING, scratching and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. It will be nice if you draw a CHEQUE to cover those [loose change] plus spoils of 1982 until today, another eight Million Dirham for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years and please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulated in Dubai court. Should that turns Imbroglio then I am more than happy to take back my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [alas DWD victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. If I am allowed I will take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. فَلَمَّا كَشَفْنَا عَنْهُمُ الرِّجْزَ إِلَى أَجَلٍ هُمْ بَالِغُوهُ إِذَا هُمْ يَنْكُثُونَ (الاعراف 135) I am too old GOUTIC to take DWD to court. After all who’s that foolish crackpot JUDGE who will risk his career and commit suicide to try DWD and deliver judgment? If I sue DWD I will be thrown in prison as laughingstock Philosoraptor and die there as that IDIOT Don Quixote who pawned his life to bet on wrong horse overtrusted his own Sheikh who kept his doors shut charming Ayatollah Mirza Hussein al Khomeini. [In case you didn’t know Philosoraptor metaphor it ain’t that dinosaur analogy that you know who grapples with big questions of metaphysics, ethics, and meaning of it all but that Emarati Dumbass Who’s fooled by Sheikh’s false esteem that he went outta way starving to supply DWD 23 Million Dollar worth of goods to save Dubai of dehydration and flooding on face value against worthless unbankable government of Dubai orders]. Imagine my mayhem when I am headhunted by every Affluenza Bounty Hunter, haunted by every Debt Collector on menopause for 30 years. My phone is TAHSEEL’s default 911 as common thief here’s their unsolicited phones so far +065930148, +065930135, +065930153, +042857063, +786295263118, +786295263115 Kazakhstan WTF. “It’s a virtue to kill a man than taking away his money” The above mentioned Prophet’s [PBUH] Despot proclamation is a Commanding HADEETH omitted from Sahih al Bukhari recent version. وَإِنْ مَا نُرِيَنَّكَ بَعْضَ الَّذِي نَعِدُهُمْ أَوْ نَتَوَفَّيَنَّكَ فَإِنَّمَا عَلَيْكَ الْبَلَاغُ وَعَلَيْنَا الْحِسَابُ (الرعد-40) As per Dubai Elder’s STATUS QUO they believe that Sheikh Hamdan is a LITTLE GOD [El-Rab-El-Saghier] and has heavenly birthright to take away my money and devastate me. He probably has taken away my money for the global warming that I caused to Planet Earth or as common thief. Sheikh Hamdan order Saeed AlraGabani UAE Agriculture Minister then to fire me from my job. With no compensation, no pension, no retirement nothing. For 30 years, I thought why should this little self-appointed Lesser God had the BALLS to shoot me in the head. Oh no he loved to see my misery and the melancholy left behind me that killed both my parents [may Allah bless their souls], devastated my family & children and he can rule happily ever after. I was too thick and stooopid then to think that way; until I realized that Seigniorage Banksters who’re headhunting me are his. The Little self appointed Lesser God wanted me HUSTLING and FIGHTING, SCRATCHING and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. Its Ockham’s Razor Law of Parsimony. It’s called in Arabic: “أغرب عملية نصب واحتيال“ [Oh No] as I switch to Organic belladonna and ditched Monsanto ganja. I realized that [Just crudity scatological humor. don’t do it boys!] Should I have taken Bill Duff’s Deputy Ismail Agha’s offer to ESCROW One Million Dollars to release my Funds? I ain’t writing you today. I was a FOOL and NAÏVE to refrain from BRIBING Ruler’s office Chief Account then. I blame my Patriot Upbringing. I only can strike rich if I have been a beggar, a bribed nutjob unemployable than self-employed killer entrepreneur who sell ICE to ESKIMOS. Dishonesty pays. I loathed bore you at this stance with this claim credibility. Bill Duff got everything. All LPOs, SRVs & invoices and more in my Banksters vaults. I loyally read both of Your Dad’s [the Present Ruler] Books; Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union, he conscientiously crowed about CRADLE to GRAVE UTOPIA phenomenon. He looked through his [Elder Brother] Sheikh Hamdan turn my life to Hell and yet whenever he’s confronted by White Folks Jackass Janes said pleasing ‘em: ‘NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW’. He should hang his Pseudonyms. Are you kidding? What law? Whose law? Who? and Where? I realized that he must be talking about a forbidden utopia that I ain’t allowed to subscribe. Its Gargantua and Pantagruel war. To avoid this memo scoffed-at and banned in-TRANSIT by some Nutjob Unemployable Scion Grafts at your end. I posted my INITIATIVE QUESTION in English than Arabic on social media. God forbid I ain’t Anglosexual though. You may keep your Dh 50,000 award for the needy contenders who just started spamming this premise all over the web. They’re 71 contenders, they need it. SHEESHA price jumped from Dh 5.00 to Dh 25.00. Thanks to Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union. I am an offensive comedian. I mean no disrespect or affront. It’s Just wanted to cheer you up whenever you read it. Carpe diem Mea culpa. Obaid Karki I Ain’t Anglosexual Liberal Hippie, Neither Wolf nor Dog, I am a coyote. A Paulite Picassoic Provocateur Constitutionalist Libertarian وَلَا تَدْعُ مَعَ اللَّهِ إِلَهًا آخَرَ لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا هُوَ كُلُّ شَيْءٍ هَالِكٌ إِلَّا وَجْهَهُ لَهُ الْحُكْمُ وَإِلَيْهِ تُرْجَعُونَ(القصص88) I thought you should know: The Word (قانون) Kanoon: presumably borrowed from Hindi nomenclature Desi Kanoon Meaning (LAW) in English. (قانون) Kanoon phrase stipulated 85 times all over the UAE Constitution without drawing a distinct verbatim of its predetermined definition in any of those 152 Articles presets of the Constitution. And yet it ain’t mentioned not even once in 6236 Ayah or 17655 words of Holy Quran; Having said that; should you consider amending the constitution to define either or both. The Term (قانون) Kanoon ain’t Law (disambiguation) its musical instrument that rules percussion in Hebrew. Since the phrase law ain’t neither Quranic nor Biblical term. Its Old Norse meaning: Causal link or Principle whose violation must or should result in penalty as failure, injury, loss, or pain. Ain’t authored by 3rd party. It’s an Old English lagu of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse lǫg law; akin to Old English Licgan to Lie. Ain’t that something? It’s a miracle hahaha…. Hallelujah.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s loose change to his networth published in Forbes.

February 6, 2016

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For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils since 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years that can wait for now. Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment. Should that turns Imbroglio return my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [Dubai Victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries and bulldoze Nadd Alshiba Chateau de Versailles down to earth. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. Please allow me take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not to get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ Dear Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Congratulations لاَّ يُحِبُّ اللّهُ الْجَهْرَ بِالسُّوَءِ مِنَ الْقَوْلِ إِلاَّ مَن ظُلِمَ وَكَانَ اللّهُ سَمِيعًا عَلِيمًا(النساء148) Dubai Crown Prince 1971 Initiative I have been waiting 30 years for your Initiative. “Let’s have it from the end… the cream… Scheherazade! Please”. I mean: I will be too brief: Ahmed Adi Albitar a BELLBOY in King David Hotel in Jerusalem, Israel authored back in 1971 a very interesting MUSTREAD Document called: “The Constitution of the United Arab Emirates” دستور دولة الامارات العربية المتحدة‎ “dastūr dawlat al-imarāt al-arabīya al-muttahida” Since I am a Blackbelt Diehart Paulite Constitutionalist Libertarian I religiously memorized the whole 152 articles of UAE Constitution outta my heart. Just kidding! Come on Boys. It ain’t worth it. I read it twice. OK! Let’s get to the bottom of it. The most mind bugling articles that caught my eyes were article 21 & 39 of the Constitution which strictly prohibits either the STATE or the RULING Family forfeit, confiscate or attach any private property, assets or money without court order. Here’s the deal… despite all that constitutional jazz all night long to the morning sun. Sheikh Hamdan [YOUR UNCLE] fucked the whole constitution and confiscated TEN MILLION DOLLARS DWD Payables from Dubai Water Department that killed both my parents, devastated my family & children and threw me to the DOGS for 30 years hustling and FIGHTING, scratching and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. It will be nice if you draw a CHEQUE to cover those [loose change] plus spoils of 1982 until today, another eight Million Dirham for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years and please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulated in Dubai court. Should that turns Imbroglio then I am more than happy to take back my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [alas DWD victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. If I am allowed I will take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. فَلَمَّا كَشَفْنَا عَنْهُمُ الرِّجْزَ إِلَى أَجَلٍ هُمْ بَالِغُوهُ إِذَا هُمْ يَنْكُثُونَ (الاعراف 135) I am too old GOUTIC to take DWD to court. After all who’s that foolish crackpot JUDGE who will risk his career and commit suicide to try DWD and deliver judgment? If I sue DWD I will be thrown in prison as laughingstock Philosoraptor and die there as that IDIOT Don Quixote who pawned his life to bet on wrong horse overtrusted his own Sheikh who kept his doors shut charming Ayatollah Mirza Hussein al Khomeini. [In case you didn’t know Philosoraptor metaphor it ain’t that dinosaur analogy that you know who grapples with big questions of metaphysics, ethics, and meaning of it all but that Emarati Dumbass Who’s fooled by Sheikh’s false esteem that he went outta way starving to supply DWD 23 Million Dollar worth of goods to save Dubai of dehydration and flooding on face value against worthless unbankable government of Dubai orders]. Imagine my mayhem when I am headhunted by every Affluenza Bounty Hunter, haunted by every Debt Collector on menopause for 30 years. My phone is TAHSEEL’s default 911 as common thief here’s their unsolicited phones so far +065930148, +065930135, +065930153, +042857063, +786295263118, +786295263115 Kazakhstan WTF. “It’s a virtue to kill a man than taking away his money” The above mentioned Prophet’s [PBUH] Despot proclamation is a Commanding HADEETH omitted from Sahih al Bukhari recent version. وَإِنْ مَا نُرِيَنَّكَ بَعْضَ الَّذِي نَعِدُهُمْ أَوْ نَتَوَفَّيَنَّكَ فَإِنَّمَا عَلَيْكَ الْبَلَاغُ وَعَلَيْنَا الْحِسَابُ (الرعد-40) As per Dubai Elder’s STATUS QUO they believe that Sheikh Hamdan is a LITTLE GOD [El-Rab-El-Saghier] and has heavenly birthright to take away my money and devastate me. He probably has taken away my money for the global warming that I caused to Planet Earth or as common thief. Sheikh Hamdan order Saeed AlraGabani UAE Agriculture Minister then to fire me from my job. With no compensation, no pension, no retirement nothing. For 30 years, I thought why should this little self-appointed Lesser God had the BALLS to shoot me in the head. Oh no he loved to see my misery and the melancholy left behind me that killed both my parents [may Allah bless their souls], devastated my family & children and he can rule happily ever after. I was too thick and stooopid then to think that way; until I realized that Seigniorage Banksters who’re headhunting me are his. The Little self appointed Lesser God wanted me HUSTLING and FIGHTING, SCRATCHING and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. Its Ockham’s Razor Law of Parsimony. It’s called in Arabic: “أغرب عملية نصب واحتيال“ [Oh No] as I switch to Organic belladonna and ditched Monsanto ganja. I realized that [Just crudity scatological humor. don’t do it boys!] Should I have taken Bill Duff’s Deputy Ismail Agha’s offer to ESCROW One Million Dollars to release my Funds? I ain’t writing you today. I was a FOOL and NAÏVE to refrain from BRIBING Ruler’s office Chief Account then. I blame my Patriot Upbringing. I only can strike rich if I have been a beggar, a bribed nutjob unemployable than self-employed killer entrepreneur who sell ICE to ESKIMOS. Dishonesty pays. I loathed bore you at this stance with this claim credibility. Bill Duff got everything. All LPOs, SRVs & invoices and more in my Banksters vaults. I loyally read both of Your Dad’s [the Present Ruler] Books; Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union, he conscientiously crowed about CRADLE to GRAVE UTOPIA phenomenon. He looked through his [Elder Brother] Sheikh Hamdan turn my life to Hell and yet whenever he’s confronted by White Folks Jackass Janes said pleasing ‘em: ‘NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW’. He should hang his Pseudonyms. Are you kidding? What law? Whose law? Who? and Where? I realized that he must be talking about a forbidden utopia that I ain’t allowed to subscribe. Its Gargantua and Pantagruel war. To avoid this memo scoffed-at and banned in-TRANSIT by some Nutjob Unemployable Scion Grafts at your end. I posted my INITIATIVE QUESTION in English than Arabic on social media. God forbid I ain’t Anglosexual though. You may keep your Dh 50,000 award for the needy contenders who just started spamming this premise all over the web. They’re 71 contenders, they need it. SHEESHA price jumped from Dh 5.00 to Dh 25.00. Thanks to Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union. I am an offensive comedian. I mean no disrespect or affront. It’s Just wanted to cheer you up whenever you read it. Carpe diem Mea culpa. Obaid Karki I Ain’t Anglosexual Liberal Hippie, Neither Wolf nor Dog, I am a coyote. A Paulite Picassoic Provocateur Constitutionalist Libertarian وَلَا تَدْعُ مَعَ اللَّهِ إِلَهًا آخَرَ لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا هُوَ كُلُّ شَيْءٍ هَالِكٌ إِلَّا وَجْهَهُ لَهُ الْحُكْمُ وَإِلَيْهِ تُرْجَعُونَ(القصص88) I thought you should know: The Word (قانون) Kanoon: presumably borrowed from Hindi nomenclature Desi Kanoon Meaning (LAW) in English. (قانون) Kanoon phrase stipulated 85 times all over the UAE Constitution without drawing a distinct verbatim of its predetermined definition in any of those 152 Articles presets of the Constitution. And yet it ain’t mentioned not even once in 6236 Ayah or 17655 words of Holy Quran; Having said that; should you consider amending the constitution to define either or both. The Term (قانون) Kanoon ain’t Law (disambiguation) its musical instrument that rules percussion in Hebrew. Since the phrase law ain’t neither Quranic nor Biblical term. Its Old Norse meaning: Causal link or Principle whose violation must or should result in penalty as failure, injury, loss, or pain. Ain’t authored by 3rd party. It’s an Old English lagu of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse lǫg law; akin to Old English Licgan to Lie. Ain’t that something? It’s a miracle hahaha…. Hallelujah.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils since 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years that can wait for now. Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment. Should that turns Imbroglio return my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [Dubai Victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries and bulldoze Nadd Alshiba Chateau de Versailles down to earth. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. Please allow me take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not to get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ Dear Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Congratulations لاَّ يُحِبُّ اللّهُ الْجَهْرَ بِالسُّوَءِ مِنَ الْقَوْلِ إِلاَّ مَن ظُلِمَ وَكَانَ اللّهُ سَمِيعًا عَلِيمًا(النساء148) Dubai Crown Prince 1971 Initiative I have been waiting 30 years for your Initiative. “Let’s have it from the end… the cream… Scheherazade! Please”. I mean: I will be too brief: Ahmed Adi Albitar a BELLBOY in King David Hotel in Jerusalem, Israel authored back in 1971 a very interesting MUSTREAD Document called: “The Constitution of the United Arab Emirates” دستور دولة الامارات العربية المتحدة‎ “dastūr dawlat al-imarāt al-arabīya al-muttahida” Since I am a Blackbelt Diehart Paulite Constitutionalist Libertarian I religiously memorized the whole 152 articles of UAE Constitution outta my heart. Just kidding! Come on Boys. It ain’t worth it. I read it twice. OK! Let’s get to the bottom of it. The most mind bugling articles that caught my eyes were article 21 & 39 of the Constitution which strictly prohibits either the STATE or the RULING Family forfeit, confiscate or attach any private property, assets or money without court order. Here’s the deal… despite all that constitutional jazz all night long to the morning sun. Sheikh Hamdan [YOUR UNCLE] fucked the whole constitution and confiscated TEN MILLION DOLLARS DWD Payables from Dubai Water Department that killed both my parents, devastated my family & children and threw me to the DOGS for 30 years hustling and FIGHTING, scratching and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. It will be nice if you draw a CHEQUE to cover those [loose change] plus spoils of 1982 until today, another eight Million Dirham for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years and please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulated in Dubai court. Should that turns Imbroglio then I am more than happy to take back my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [alas DWD victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. If I am allowed I will take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. فَلَمَّا كَشَفْنَا عَنْهُمُ الرِّجْزَ إِلَى أَجَلٍ هُمْ بَالِغُوهُ إِذَا هُمْ يَنْكُثُونَ (الاعراف 135) I am too old GOUTIC to take DWD to court. After all who’s that foolish crackpot JUDGE who will risk his career and commit suicide to try DWD and deliver judgment? If I sue DWD I will be thrown in prison as laughingstock Philosoraptor and die there as that IDIOT Don Quixote who pawned his life to bet on wrong horse overtrusted his own Sheikh who kept his doors shut charming Ayatollah Mirza Hussein al Khomeini. [In case you didn’t know Philosoraptor metaphor it ain’t that dinosaur analogy that you know who grapples with big questions of metaphysics, ethics, and meaning of it all but that Emarati Dumbass Who’s fooled by Sheikh’s false esteem that he went outta way starving to supply DWD 23 Million Dollar worth of goods to save Dubai of dehydration and flooding on face value against worthless unbankable government of Dubai orders]. Imagine my mayhem when I am headhunted by every Affluenza Bounty Hunter, haunted by every Debt Collector on menopause for 30 years. My phone is TAHSEEL’s default 911 as common thief here’s their unsolicited phones so far +065930148, +065930135, +065930153, +042857063, +786295263118, +786295263115 Kazakhstan WTF. “It’s a virtue to kill a man than taking away his money” The above mentioned Prophet’s [PBUH] Despot proclamation is a Commanding HADEETH omitted from Sahih al Bukhari recent version. وَإِنْ مَا نُرِيَنَّكَ بَعْضَ الَّذِي نَعِدُهُمْ أَوْ نَتَوَفَّيَنَّكَ فَإِنَّمَا عَلَيْكَ الْبَلَاغُ وَعَلَيْنَا الْحِسَابُ (الرعد-40) As per Dubai Elder’s STATUS QUO they believe that Sheikh Hamdan is a LITTLE GOD [El-Rab-El-Saghier] and has heavenly birthright to take away my money and devastate me. He probably has taken away my money for the global warming that I caused to Planet Earth or as common thief. Sheikh Hamdan order Saeed AlraGabani UAE Agriculture Minister then to fire me from my job. With no compensation, no pension, no retirement nothing. For 30 years, I thought why should this little self-appointed Lesser God had the BALLS to shoot me in the head. Oh no he loved to see my misery and the melancholy left behind me that killed both my parents [may Allah bless their souls], devastated my family & children and he can rule happily ever after. I was too thick and stooopid then to think that way; until I realized that Seigniorage Banksters who’re headhunting me are his. The Little self appointed Lesser God wanted me HUSTLING and FIGHTING, SCRATCHING and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. Its Ockham’s Razor Law of Parsimony. It’s called in Arabic: “أغرب عملية نصب واحتيال“ [Oh No] as I switch to Organic belladonna and ditched Monsanto ganja. I realized that [Just crudity scatological humor. don’t do it boys!] Should I have taken Bill Duff’s Deputy Ismail Agha’s offer to ESCROW One Million Dollars to release my Funds? I ain’t writing you today. I was a FOOL and NAÏVE to refrain from BRIBING Ruler’s office Chief Account then. I blame my Patriot Upbringing. I only can strike rich if I have been a beggar, a bribed nutjob unemployable than self-employed killer entrepreneur who sell ICE to ESKIMOS. Dishonesty pays. I loathed bore you at this stance with this claim credibility. Bill Duff got everything. All LPOs, SRVs & invoices and more in my Banksters vaults. I loyally read both of Your Dad’s [the Present Ruler] Books; Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union, he conscientiously crowed about CRADLE to GRAVE UTOPIA phenomenon. He looked through his [Elder Brother] Sheikh Hamdan turn my life to Hell and yet whenever he’s confronted by White Folks Jackass Janes said pleasing ‘em: ‘NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW’. He should hang his Pseudonyms. Are you kidding? What law? Whose law? Who? and Where? I realized that he must be talking about a forbidden utopia that I ain’t allowed to subscribe. Its Gargantua and Pantagruel war. To avoid this memo scoffed-at and banned in-TRANSIT by some Nutjob Unemployable Scion Grafts at your end. I posted my INITIATIVE QUESTION in English than Arabic on social media. God forbid I ain’t Anglosexual though. You may keep your Dh 50,000 award for the needy contenders who just started spamming this premise all over the web. They’re 71 contenders, they need it. SHEESHA price jumped from Dh 5.00 to Dh 25.00. Thanks to Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union. I am an offensive comedian. I mean no disrespect or affront. It’s Just wanted to cheer you up whenever you read it. Carpe diem Mea culpa. Obaid Karki I Ain’t Anglosexual Liberal Hippie, Neither Wolf nor Dog, I am a coyote. A Paulite Picassoic Provocateur Constitutionalist Libertarian وَلَا تَدْعُ مَعَ اللَّهِ إِلَهًا آخَرَ لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا هُوَ كُلُّ شَيْءٍ هَالِكٌ إِلَّا وَجْهَهُ لَهُ الْحُكْمُ وَإِلَيْهِ تُرْجَعُونَ(القصص88) I thought you should know: The Word (قانون) Kanoon: presumably borrowed from Hindi nomenclature Desi Kanoon Meaning (LAW) in English. (قانون) Kanoon phrase stipulated 85 times all over the UAE Constitution without drawing a distinct verbatim of its predetermined definition in any of those 152 Articles presets of the Constitution. And yet it ain’t mentioned not even once in 6236 Ayah or 17655 words of Holy Quran; Having said that; should you consider amending the constitution to define either or both. The Term (قانون) Kanoon ain’t Law (disambiguation) its musical instrument that rules percussion in Hebrew. Since the phrase law ain’t neither Quranic nor Biblical term. Its Old Norse meaning: Causal link or Principle whose violation must or should result in penalty as failure, injury, loss, or pain. Ain’t authored by 3rd party. It’s an Old English lagu of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse lǫg law; akin to Old English Licgan to Lie. Ain’t that something? It’s a miracle hahaha…. Hallelujah.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s loose change to his networth published in Forbes.

February 6, 2016

Dubai Electricity and Water Authority (Dewa) organised a Knowledge and Reading Open Day, which was attended by a large number of technical and administrative employees.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils since 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years that can wait for now. Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment. Should that turns Imbroglio return my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [Dubai Victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage  Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries and bulldoze Nadd Alshiba Chateau de Versailles down to earth. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. Please allow me take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not to get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ Dear Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Congratulations لاَّ يُحِبُّ اللّهُ الْجَهْرَ بِالسُّوَءِ مِنَ الْقَوْلِ إِلاَّ مَن ظُلِمَ وَكَانَ اللّهُ سَمِيعًا عَلِيمًا(النساء148) Dubai Crown Prince 1971 Initiative I have been waiting 30 years for your Initiative.  “Let’s have it from the end… the cream… Scheherazade! Please”.  I mean: I will be too brief: Ahmed Adi Albitar a BELLBOY in King David Hotel in Jerusalem, Israel authored back in 1971 a very interesting MUSTREAD Document called: “The Constitution of the United Arab Emirates” دستور دولة الامارات العربية المتحدة‎ “dastūr dawlat al-imarāt al-arabīya al-muttahida” Since I am a Blackbelt Diehart Paulite Constitutionalist Libertarian I religiously memorized the whole 152 articles of UAE Constitution outta my heart. Just kidding! Come on Boys. It ain’t worth it. I read it twice. OK! Let’s get to the bottom of it. The most mind bugling articles that caught my eyes were article 21 & 39 of the Constitution which strictly prohibits either the STATE or the RULING Family forfeit, confiscate or attach any private property, assets or money without court order. Here’s the deal… despite all that constitutional jazz all night long to the morning sun. Sheikh Hamdan [YOUR UNCLE] fucked the whole constitution and confiscated TEN MILLION DOLLARS DWD Payables from Dubai Water Department that killed both my parents, devastated my family & children and threw me to the DOGS for 30 years hustling and FIGHTING, scratching and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. It will be nice if you draw a CHEQUE to cover those [loose change] plus spoils of 1982 until today, another eight Million Dirham for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years and please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulated in Dubai court. Should that turns Imbroglio then I am more than happy to take back my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [alas DWD victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas].  I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. If I am allowed I will take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. فَلَمَّا كَشَفْنَا عَنْهُمُ الرِّجْزَ إِلَى أَجَلٍ هُمْ بَالِغُوهُ إِذَا هُمْ يَنْكُثُونَ (الاعراف 135) I am too old GOUTIC to take DWD to court. After all who’s that foolish crackpot JUDGE who will risk his career and commit suicide to try DWD and deliver judgment? If I sue DWD I will be thrown in prison as laughingstock Philosoraptor and die there as that IDIOT Don Quixote who pawned his life to bet on wrong horse overtrusted his own Sheikh who kept his doors shut charming Ayatollah Mirza Hussein al Khomeini. [In case you didn’t know Philosoraptor metaphor it ain’t that dinosaur analogy that you know who grapples with big questions of metaphysics, ethics, and meaning of it all but that Emarati Dumbass Who’s fooled by Sheikh’s false esteem that he went outta way starving to supply DWD 23 Million Dollar worth of goods to save Dubai of dehydration and flooding on face value against worthless unbankable government of Dubai orders]. Imagine my mayhem when I am headhunted by every Affluenza Bounty Hunter, haunted by every Debt Collector on menopause for 30 years. My phone is TAHSEEL’s default 911 as common thief here’s their unsolicited phones so far +065930148, +065930135, +065930153, +042857063, +786295263118, +786295263115 Kazakhstan WTF. “It’s a virtue to kill a man than taking away his money” The above mentioned Prophet’s [PBUH] Despot proclamation is a Commanding HADEETH omitted from Sahih al Bukhari recent version. وَإِنْ مَا نُرِيَنَّكَ بَعْضَ الَّذِي نَعِدُهُمْ أَوْ نَتَوَفَّيَنَّكَ فَإِنَّمَا عَلَيْكَ الْبَلَاغُ وَعَلَيْنَا الْحِسَابُ (الرعد-40) As per Dubai Elder’s STATUS QUO they believe that Sheikh Hamdan is a LITTLE GOD [El-Rab-El-Saghier] and has heavenly birthright to take away my money and devastate me. He probably has taken away my money for the global warming that I caused to Planet Earth or as common thief. Sheikh Hamdan order Saeed AlraGabani UAE Agriculture Minister then to fire me from my job. With no compensation, no pension, no retirement nothing. For 30 years, I thought why should this little self-appointed Lesser God had the BALLS to shoot me in the head. Oh no he loved to see my misery and the melancholy left behind me that killed both my parents [may Allah bless their souls], devastated my family & children and he can rule happily ever after. I was too thick and stooopid then to think that way; until I realized that Seigniorage Banksters who’re headhunting me are his. The Little self appointed Lesser God wanted me HUSTLING and FIGHTING, SCRATCHING and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. Its Ockham’s Razor Law of Parsimony.  It’s called in Arabic: “أغرب عملية نصب واحتيال“  [Oh No] as I switch to Organic belladonna and ditched Monsanto ganja. I realized that [Just crudity scatological humor. don’t do it boys!] Should I have taken Bill Duff’s Deputy Ismail Agha’s offer to ESCROW One Million Dollars to release my Funds? I ain’t writing you today. I was a FOOL and NAÏVE to refrain from BRIBING Ruler’s office Chief Account then. I blame my Patriot Upbringing. I only can strike rich if I have been a beggar, a bribed nutjob unemployable than self-employed killer entrepreneur who sell ICE to ESKIMOS. Dishonesty pays. I loathed bore you at this stance with this claim credibility. Bill Duff got everything. All LPOs, SRVs & invoices and more in my Banksters vaults. I loyally read both of Your Dad’s [the Present Ruler] Books; Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union, he conscientiously crowed about CRADLE to GRAVE UTOPIA phenomenon.  He looked through his [Elder Brother] Sheikh Hamdan turn my life to Hell and yet whenever he’s confronted by White Folks Jackass Janes said pleasing ‘em: ‘NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW’. He should hang his Pseudonyms. Are you kidding? What law? Whose law? Who? and Where? I realized that he must be talking about a forbidden utopia that I ain’t allowed to subscribe. Its Gargantua and Pantagruel war.  To avoid this memo scoffed-at and banned in-TRANSIT by some Nutjob Unemployable Scion Grafts at your end. I posted my INITIATIVE QUESTION in English than Arabic on social media. God forbid I ain’t Anglosexual though. You may keep your Dh 50,000 award for the needy contenders who just started spamming this premise all over the web. They’re 71 contenders, they need it. SHEESHA price jumped from Dh 5.00 to Dh 25.00. Thanks to Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union. I am an offensive comedian. I mean no disrespect or affront. It’s Just wanted to cheer you up whenever you read it. Carpe diem Mea culpa.     Obaid Karki I Ain’t Anglosexual Liberal Hippie, Neither Wolf nor Dog, I am a coyote. A Paulite Picassoic Provocateur Constitutionalist Libertarian وَلَا تَدْعُ مَعَ اللَّهِ إِلَهًا آخَرَ لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا هُوَ كُلُّ شَيْءٍ هَالِكٌ إِلَّا وَجْهَهُ لَهُ الْحُكْمُ وَإِلَيْهِ تُرْجَعُونَ(القصص88) I thought you should know: The Word (قانون) Kanoon: presumably borrowed from Hindi nomenclature Desi Kanoon Meaning (LAW) in English. (قانون) Kanoon phrase stipulated 85 times all over the UAE Constitution without drawing a distinct verbatim of its predetermined definition in any of those 152 Articles presets of the Constitution. And yet it ain’t mentioned not even once in 6236 Ayah or 17655 words of Holy Quran; Having said that; should you consider amending the constitution to define either or both. The Term (قانون) Kanoon ain’t Law (disambiguation) its musical instrument that rules percussion in Hebrew. Since the phrase law ain’t neither Quranic nor Biblical term. Its Old Norse meaning: Causal link or Principle whose violation must or should result in penalty as failure, injury, loss, or pain. Ain’t authored by 3rd party. It’s an Old English lagu of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse lǫg law; akin to Old English Licgan to Lie. Ain’t that something? It’s a miracle hahaha…. Hallelujah.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils since 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years that can wait for now. Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment. Should that turns Imbroglio return my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [Dubai Victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries and bulldoze Nadd Alshiba Chateau de Versailles down to earth. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. Please allow me take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not to get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ Dear Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Congratulations لاَّ يُحِبُّ اللّهُ الْجَهْرَ بِالسُّوَءِ مِنَ الْقَوْلِ إِلاَّ مَن ظُلِمَ وَكَانَ اللّهُ سَمِيعًا عَلِيمًا(النساء148) Dubai Crown Prince 1971 Initiative I have been waiting 30 years for your Initiative. “Let’s have it from the end… the cream… Scheherazade! Please”. I mean: I will be too brief: Ahmed Adi Albitar a BELLBOY in King David Hotel in Jerusalem, Israel authored back in 1971 a very interesting MUSTREAD Document called: “The Constitution of the United Arab Emirates” دستور دولة الامارات العربية المتحدة‎ “dastūr dawlat al-imarāt al-arabīya al-muttahida” Since I am a Blackbelt Diehart Paulite Constitutionalist Libertarian I religiously memorized the whole 152 articles of UAE Constitution outta my heart. Just kidding! Come on Boys. It ain’t worth it. I read it twice. OK! Let’s get to the bottom of it. The most mind bugling articles that caught my eyes were article 21 & 39 of the Constitution which strictly prohibits either the STATE or the RULING Family forfeit, confiscate or attach any private property, assets or money without court order. Here’s the deal… despite all that constitutional jazz all night long to the morning sun. Sheikh Hamdan [YOUR UNCLE] fucked the whole constitution and confiscated TEN MILLION DOLLARS DWD Payables from Dubai Water Department that killed both my parents, devastated my family & children and threw me to the DOGS for 30 years hustling and FIGHTING, scratching and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. It will be nice if you draw a CHEQUE to cover those [loose change] plus spoils of 1982 until today, another eight Million Dirham for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years and please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulated in Dubai court. Should that turns Imbroglio then I am more than happy to take back my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [alas DWD victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. If I am allowed I will take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. فَلَمَّا كَشَفْنَا عَنْهُمُ الرِّجْزَ إِلَى أَجَلٍ هُمْ بَالِغُوهُ إِذَا هُمْ يَنْكُثُونَ (الاعراف 135) I am too old GOUTIC to take DWD to court. After all who’s that foolish crackpot JUDGE who will risk his career and commit suicide to try DWD and deliver judgment? If I sue DWD I will be thrown in prison as laughingstock Philosoraptor and die there as that IDIOT Don Quixote who pawned his life to bet on wrong horse overtrusted his own Sheikh who kept his doors shut charming Ayatollah Mirza Hussein al Khomeini. [In case you didn’t know Philosoraptor metaphor it ain’t that dinosaur analogy that you know who grapples with big questions of metaphysics, ethics, and meaning of it all but that Emarati Dumbass Who’s fooled by Sheikh’s false esteem that he went outta way starving to supply DWD 23 Million Dollar worth of goods to save Dubai of dehydration and flooding on face value against worthless unbankable government of Dubai orders]. Imagine my mayhem when I am headhunted by every Affluenza Bounty Hunter, haunted by every Debt Collector on menopause for 30 years. My phone is TAHSEEL’s default 911 as common thief here’s their unsolicited phones so far +065930148, +065930135, +065930153, +042857063, +786295263118, +786295263115 Kazakhstan WTF. “It’s a virtue to kill a man than taking away his money” The above mentioned Prophet’s [PBUH] Despot proclamation is a Commanding HADEETH omitted from Sahih al Bukhari recent version. وَإِنْ مَا نُرِيَنَّكَ بَعْضَ الَّذِي نَعِدُهُمْ أَوْ نَتَوَفَّيَنَّكَ فَإِنَّمَا عَلَيْكَ الْبَلَاغُ وَعَلَيْنَا الْحِسَابُ (الرعد-40) As per Dubai Elder’s STATUS QUO they believe that Sheikh Hamdan is a LITTLE GOD [El-Rab-El-Saghier] and has heavenly birthright to take away my money and devastate me. He probably has taken away my money for the global warming that I caused to Planet Earth or as common thief. Sheikh Hamdan order Saeed AlraGabani UAE Agriculture Minister then to fire me from my job. With no compensation, no pension, no retirement nothing. For 30 years, I thought why should this little self-appointed Lesser God had the BALLS to shoot me in the head. Oh no he loved to see my misery and the melancholy left behind me that killed both my parents [may Allah bless their souls], devastated my family & children and he can rule happily ever after. I was too thick and stooopid then to think that way; until I realized that Seigniorage Banksters who’re headhunting me are his. The Little self appointed Lesser God wanted me HUSTLING and FIGHTING, SCRATCHING and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. Its Ockham’s Razor Law of Parsimony. It’s called in Arabic: “أغرب عملية نصب واحتيال“ [Oh No] as I switch to Organic belladonna and ditched Monsanto ganja. I realized that [Just crudity scatological humor. don’t do it boys!] Should I have taken Bill Duff’s Deputy Ismail Agha’s offer to ESCROW One Million Dollars to release my Funds? I ain’t writing you today. I was a FOOL and NAÏVE to refrain from BRIBING Ruler’s office Chief Account then. I blame my Patriot Upbringing. I only can strike rich if I have been a beggar, a bribed nutjob unemployable than self-employed killer entrepreneur who sell ICE to ESKIMOS. Dishonesty pays. I loathed bore you at this stance with this claim credibility. Bill Duff got everything. All LPOs, SRVs & invoices and more in my Banksters vaults. I loyally read both of Your Dad’s [the Present Ruler] Books; Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union, he conscientiously crowed about CRADLE to GRAVE UTOPIA phenomenon. He looked through his [Elder Brother] Sheikh Hamdan turn my life to Hell and yet whenever he’s confronted by White Folks Jackass Janes said pleasing ‘em: ‘NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW’. He should hang his Pseudonyms. Are you kidding? What law? Whose law? Who? and Where? I realized that he must be talking about a forbidden utopia that I ain’t allowed to subscribe. Its Gargantua and Pantagruel war. To avoid this memo scoffed-at and banned in-TRANSIT by some Nutjob Unemployable Scion Grafts at your end. I posted my INITIATIVE QUESTION in English than Arabic on social media. God forbid I ain’t Anglosexual though. You may keep your Dh 50,000 award for the needy contenders who just started spamming this premise all over the web. They’re 71 contenders, they need it. SHEESHA price jumped from Dh 5.00 to Dh 25.00. Thanks to Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union. I am an offensive comedian. I mean no disrespect or affront. It’s Just wanted to cheer you up whenever you read it. Carpe diem Mea culpa. Obaid Karki I Ain’t Anglosexual Liberal Hippie, Neither Wolf nor Dog, I am a coyote. A Paulite Picassoic Provocateur Constitutionalist Libertarian وَلَا تَدْعُ مَعَ اللَّهِ إِلَهًا آخَرَ لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا هُوَ كُلُّ شَيْءٍ هَالِكٌ إِلَّا وَجْهَهُ لَهُ الْحُكْمُ وَإِلَيْهِ تُرْجَعُونَ(القصص88) I thought you should know: The Word (قانون) Kanoon: presumably borrowed from Hindi nomenclature Desi Kanoon Meaning (LAW) in English. (قانون) Kanoon phrase stipulated 85 times all over the UAE Constitution without drawing a distinct verbatim of its predetermined definition in any of those 152 Articles presets of the Constitution. And yet it ain’t mentioned not even once in 6236 Ayah or 17655 words of Holy Quran; Having said that; should you consider amending the constitution to define either or both. The Term (قانون) Kanoon ain’t Law (disambiguation) its musical instrument that rules percussion in Hebrew. Since the phrase law ain’t neither Quranic nor Biblical term. Its Old Norse meaning: Causal link or Principle whose violation must or should result in penalty as failure, injury, loss, or pain. Ain’t authored by 3rd party. It’s an Old English lagu of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse lǫg law; akin to Old English Licgan to Lie. Ain’t that something? It’s a miracle hahaha…. Hallelujah.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s loose change to his networth published in Forbes.

February 6, 2016

Dewa backs quest for knowledge economy

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s a loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils since 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years that can wait for now. Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment. Should that turns Imbroglio return my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [Dubai Victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries and bulldoze Nadd Alshiba Chateau de Versailles down to earth. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. Please allow me take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not to get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ Dear Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Congratulations لاَّ يُحِبُّ اللّهُ الْجَهْرَ بِالسُّوَءِ مِنَ الْقَوْلِ إِلاَّ مَن ظُلِمَ وَكَانَ اللّهُ سَمِيعًا عَلِيمًا(النساء148) Dubai Crown Prince 1971 Initiative I have been waiting 30 years for your Initiative. “Let’s have it from the end… the cream… Scheherazade! Please”. I mean: I will be too brief: Ahmed Adi Albitar a BELLBOY in King David Hotel in Jerusalem, Israel authored back in 1971 a very interesting MUSTREAD Document called: “The Constitution of the United Arab Emirates” دستور دولة الامارات العربية المتحدة‎ “dastūr dawlat al-imarāt al-arabīya al-muttahida” Since I am a Blackbelt Diehart Paulite Constitutionalist Libertarian I religiously memorized the whole 152 articles of UAE Constitution outta my heart. Just kidding! Come on Boys. It ain’t worth it. I read it twice. OK! Let’s get to the bottom of it. The most mind bugling articles that caught my eyes were article 21 & 39 of the Constitution which strictly prohibits either the STATE or the RULING Family forfeit, confiscate or attach any private property, assets or money without court order. Here’s the deal… despite all that constitutional jazz all night long to the morning sun. Sheikh Hamdan [YOUR UNCLE] fucked the whole constitution and confiscated TEN MILLION DOLLARS DWD Payables from Dubai Water Department that killed both my parents, devastated my family & children and threw me to the DOGS for 30 years hustling and FIGHTING, scratching and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. It will be nice if you draw a CHEQUE to cover those [loose change] plus spoils of 1982 until today, another eight Million Dirham for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years and please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulated in Dubai court. Should that turns Imbroglio then I am more than happy to take back my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [alas DWD victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. If I am allowed I will take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. فَلَمَّا كَشَفْنَا عَنْهُمُ الرِّجْزَ إِلَى أَجَلٍ هُمْ بَالِغُوهُ إِذَا هُمْ يَنْكُثُونَ (الاعراف 135) I am too old GOUTIC to take DWD to court. After all who’s that foolish crackpot JUDGE who will risk his career and commit suicide to try DWD and deliver judgment? If I sue DWD I will be thrown in prison as laughingstock Philosoraptor and die there as that IDIOT Don Quixote who pawned his life to bet on wrong horse overtrusted his own Sheikh who kept his doors shut charming Ayatollah Mirza Hussein al Khomeini. [In case you didn’t know Philosoraptor metaphor it ain’t that dinosaur analogy that you know who grapples with big questions of metaphysics, ethics, and meaning of it all but that Emarati Dumbass Who’s fooled by Sheikh’s false esteem that he went outta way starving to supply DWD 23 Million Dollar worth of goods to save Dubai of dehydration and flooding on face value against worthless unbankable government of Dubai orders]. Imagine my mayhem when I am headhunted by every Affluenza Bounty Hunter, haunted by every Debt Collector on menopause for 30 years. My phone is TAHSEEL’s default 911 as common thief here’s their unsolicited phones so far +065930148, +065930135, +065930153, +042857063, +786295263118, +786295263115 Kazakhstan WTF. “It’s a virtue to kill a man than taking away his money” The above mentioned Prophet’s [PBUH] Despot proclamation is a Commanding HADEETH omitted from Sahih al Bukhari recent version. وَإِنْ مَا نُرِيَنَّكَ بَعْضَ الَّذِي نَعِدُهُمْ أَوْ نَتَوَفَّيَنَّكَ فَإِنَّمَا عَلَيْكَ الْبَلَاغُ وَعَلَيْنَا الْحِسَابُ (الرعد-40) As per Dubai Elder’s STATUS QUO they believe that Sheikh Hamdan is a LITTLE GOD [El-Rab-El-Saghier] and has heavenly birthright to take away my money and devastate me. He probably has taken away my money for the global warming that I caused to Planet Earth or as common thief. Sheikh Hamdan order Saeed AlraGabani UAE Agriculture Minister then to fire me from my job. With no compensation, no pension, no retirement nothing. For 30 years, I thought why should this little self-appointed Lesser God had the BALLS to shoot me in the head. Oh no he loved to see my misery and the melancholy left behind me that killed both my parents [may Allah bless their souls], devastated my family & children and he can rule happily ever after. I was too thick and stooopid then to think that way; until I realized that Seigniorage Banksters who’re headhunting me are his. The Little self appointed Lesser God wanted me HUSTLING and FIGHTING, SCRATCHING and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. Its Ockham’s Razor Law of Parsimony. It’s called in Arabic: “أغرب عملية نصب واحتيال“ [Oh No] as I switch to Organic belladonna and ditched Monsanto ganja. I realized that [Just crudity scatological humor. don’t do it boys!] Should I have taken Bill Duff’s Deputy Ismail Agha’s offer to ESCROW One Million Dollars to release my Funds? I ain’t writing you today. I was a FOOL and NAÏVE to refrain from BRIBING Ruler’s office Chief Account then. I blame my Patriot Upbringing. I only can strike rich if I have been a beggar, a bribed nutjob unemployable than self-employed killer entrepreneur who sell ICE to ESKIMOS. Dishonesty pays. I loathed bore you at this stance with this claim credibility. Bill Duff got everything. All LPOs, SRVs & invoices and more in my Banksters vaults. I loyally read both of Your Dad’s [the Present Ruler] Books; Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union, he conscientiously crowed about CRADLE to GRAVE UTOPIA phenomenon. He looked through his [Elder Brother] Sheikh Hamdan turn my life to Hell and yet whenever he’s confronted by White Folks Jackass Janes said pleasing ‘em: ‘NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW’. He should hang his Pseudonyms. Are you kidding? What law? Whose law? Who? and Where? I realized that he must be talking about a forbidden utopia that I ain’t allowed to subscribe. Its Gargantua and Pantagruel war. To avoid this memo scoffed-at and banned in-TRANSIT by some Nutjob Unemployable Scion Grafts at your end. I posted my INITIATIVE QUESTION in English than Arabic on social media. God forbid I ain’t Anglosexual though. You may keep your Dh 50,000 award for the needy contenders who just started spamming this premise all over the web. They’re 71 contenders, they need it. SHEESHA price jumped from Dh 5.00 to Dh 25.00. Thanks to Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union. I am an offensive comedian. I mean no disrespect or affront. It’s Just wanted to cheer you up whenever you read it. Carpe diem Mea culpa. Obaid Karki I Ain’t Anglosexual Liberal Hippie, Neither Wolf nor Dog, I am a coyote. A Paulite Picassoic Provocateur Constitutionalist Libertarian وَلَا تَدْعُ مَعَ اللَّهِ إِلَهًا آخَرَ لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا هُوَ كُلُّ شَيْءٍ هَالِكٌ إِلَّا وَجْهَهُ لَهُ الْحُكْمُ وَإِلَيْهِ تُرْجَعُونَ(القصص88) I thought you should know: The Word (قانون) Kanoon: presumably borrowed from Hindi nomenclature Desi Kanoon Meaning (LAW) in English. (قانون) Kanoon phrase stipulated 85 times all over the UAE Constitution without drawing a distinct verbatim of its predetermined definition in any of those 152 Articles presets of the Constitution. And yet it ain’t mentioned not even once in 6236 Ayah or 17655 words of Holy Quran; Having said that; should you consider amending the constitution to define either or both. The Term (قانون) Kanoon ain’t Law (disambiguation) its musical instrument that rules percussion in Hebrew. Since the phrase law ain’t neither Quranic nor Biblical term. Its Old Norse meaning: Causal link or Principle whose violation must or should result in penalty as failure, injury, loss, or pain. Ain’t authored by 3rd party. It’s an Old English lagu of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse lǫg law; akin to Old English Licgan to Lie. Ain’t that something? It’s a miracle hahaha…. Hallelujah.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s a loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils since 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years that can wait for now. Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment. Should that turns Imbroglio return my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [Dubai Victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries and bulldoze Nadd Alshiba Chateau de Versailles down to earth. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. Please allow me take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not to get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ Dear Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Congratulations لاَّ يُحِبُّ اللّهُ الْجَهْرَ بِالسُّوَءِ مِنَ الْقَوْلِ إِلاَّ مَن ظُلِمَ وَكَانَ اللّهُ سَمِيعًا عَلِيمًا(النساء148) Dubai Crown Prince 1971 Initiative I have been waiting 30 years for your Initiative. “Let’s have it from the end… the cream… Scheherazade! Please”. I mean: I will be too brief: Ahmed Adi Albitar a BELLBOY in King David Hotel in Jerusalem, Israel authored back in 1971 a very interesting MUSTREAD Document called: “The Constitution of the United Arab Emirates” دستور دولة الامارات العربية المتحدة‎ “dastūr dawlat al-imarāt al-arabīya al-muttahida” Since I am a Blackbelt Diehart Paulite Constitutionalist Libertarian I religiously memorized the whole 152 articles of UAE Constitution outta my heart. Just kidding! Come on Boys. It ain’t worth it. I read it twice. OK! Let’s get to the bottom of it. The most mind bugling articles that caught my eyes were article 21 & 39 of the Constitution which strictly prohibits either the STATE or the RULING Family forfeit, confiscate or attach any private property, assets or money without court order. Here’s the deal… despite all that constitutional jazz all night long to the morning sun. Sheikh Hamdan [YOUR UNCLE] fucked the whole constitution and confiscated TEN MILLION DOLLARS DWD Payables from Dubai Water Department that killed both my parents, devastated my family & children and threw me to the DOGS for 30 years hustling and FIGHTING, scratching and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. It will be nice if you draw a CHEQUE to cover those [loose change] plus spoils of 1982 until today, another eight Million Dirham for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years and please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulated in Dubai court. Should that turns Imbroglio then I am more than happy to take back my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [alas DWD victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. If I am allowed I will take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. فَلَمَّا كَشَفْنَا عَنْهُمُ الرِّجْزَ إِلَى أَجَلٍ هُمْ بَالِغُوهُ إِذَا هُمْ يَنْكُثُونَ (الاعراف 135) I am too old GOUTIC to take DWD to court. After all who’s that foolish crackpot JUDGE who will risk his career and commit suicide to try DWD and deliver judgment? If I sue DWD I will be thrown in prison as laughingstock Philosoraptor and die there as that IDIOT Don Quixote who pawned his life to bet on wrong horse overtrusted his own Sheikh who kept his doors shut charming Ayatollah Mirza Hussein al Khomeini. [In case you didn’t know Philosoraptor metaphor it ain’t that dinosaur analogy that you know who grapples with big questions of metaphysics, ethics, and meaning of it all but that Emarati Dumbass Who’s fooled by Sheikh’s false esteem that he went outta way starving to supply DWD 23 Million Dollar worth of goods to save Dubai of dehydration and flooding on face value against worthless unbankable government of Dubai orders]. Imagine my mayhem when I am headhunted by every Affluenza Bounty Hunter, haunted by every Debt Collector on menopause for 30 years. My phone is TAHSEEL’s default 911 as common thief here’s their unsolicited phones so far +065930148, +065930135, +065930153, +042857063, +786295263118, +786295263115 Kazakhstan WTF. “It’s a virtue to kill a man than taking away his money” The above mentioned Prophet’s [PBUH] Despot proclamation is a Commanding HADEETH omitted from Sahih al Bukhari recent version. وَإِنْ مَا نُرِيَنَّكَ بَعْضَ الَّذِي نَعِدُهُمْ أَوْ نَتَوَفَّيَنَّكَ فَإِنَّمَا عَلَيْكَ الْبَلَاغُ وَعَلَيْنَا الْحِسَابُ (الرعد-40) As per Dubai Elder’s STATUS QUO they believe that Sheikh Hamdan is a LITTLE GOD [El-Rab-El-Saghier] and has heavenly birthright to take away my money and devastate me. He probably has taken away my money for the global warming that I caused to Planet Earth or as common thief. Sheikh Hamdan order Saeed AlraGabani UAE Agriculture Minister then to fire me from my job. With no compensation, no pension, no retirement nothing. For 30 years, I thought why should this little self-appointed Lesser God had the BALLS to shoot me in the head. Oh no he loved to see my misery and the melancholy left behind me that killed both my parents [may Allah bless their souls], devastated my family & children and he can rule happily ever after. I was too thick and stooopid then to think that way; until I realized that Seigniorage Banksters who’re headhunting me are his. The Little self appointed Lesser God wanted me HUSTLING and FIGHTING, SCRATCHING and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. Its Ockham’s Razor Law of Parsimony. It’s called in Arabic: “أغرب عملية نصب واحتيال“ [Oh No] as I switch to Organic belladonna and ditched Monsanto ganja. I realized that [Just crudity scatological humor. don’t do it boys!] Should I have taken Bill Duff’s Deputy Ismail Agha’s offer to ESCROW One Million Dollars to release my Funds? I ain’t writing you today. I was a FOOL and NAÏVE to refrain from BRIBING Ruler’s office Chief Account then. I blame my Patriot Upbringing. I only can strike rich if I have been a beggar, a bribed nutjob unemployable than self-employed killer entrepreneur who sell ICE to ESKIMOS. Dishonesty pays. I loathed bore you at this stance with this claim credibility. Bill Duff got everything. All LPOs, SRVs & invoices and more in my Banksters vaults. I loyally read both of Your Dad’s [the Present Ruler] Books; Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union, he conscientiously crowed about CRADLE to GRAVE UTOPIA phenomenon. He looked through his [Elder Brother] Sheikh Hamdan turn my life to Hell and yet whenever he’s confronted by White Folks Jackass Janes said pleasing ‘em: ‘NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW’. He should hang his Pseudonyms. Are you kidding? What law? Whose law? Who? and Where? I realized that he must be talking about a forbidden utopia that I ain’t allowed to subscribe. Its Gargantua and Pantagruel war. To avoid this memo scoffed-at and banned in-TRANSIT by some Nutjob Unemployable Scion Grafts at your end. I posted my INITIATIVE QUESTION in English than Arabic on social media. God forbid I ain’t Anglosexual though. You may keep your Dh 50,000 award for the needy contenders who just started spamming this premise all over the web. They’re 71 contenders, they need it. SHEESHA price jumped from Dh 5.00 to Dh 25.00. Thanks to Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union. I am an offensive comedian. I mean no disrespect or affront. It’s Just wanted to cheer you up whenever you read it. Carpe diem Mea culpa. Obaid Karki I Ain’t Anglosexual Liberal Hippie, Neither Wolf nor Dog, I am a coyote. A Paulite Picassoic Provocateur Constitutionalist Libertarian وَلَا تَدْعُ مَعَ اللَّهِ إِلَهًا آخَرَ لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا هُوَ كُلُّ شَيْءٍ هَالِكٌ إِلَّا وَجْهَهُ لَهُ الْحُكْمُ وَإِلَيْهِ تُرْجَعُونَ(القصص88) I thought you should know: The Word (قانون) Kanoon: presumably borrowed from Hindi nomenclature Desi Kanoon Meaning (LAW) in English. (قانون) Kanoon phrase stipulated 85 times all over the UAE Constitution without drawing a distinct verbatim of its predetermined definition in any of those 152 Articles presets of the Constitution. And yet it ain’t mentioned not even once in 6236 Ayah or 17655 words of Holy Quran; Having said that; should you consider amending the constitution to define either or both. The Term (قانون) Kanoon ain’t Law (disambiguation) its musical instrument that rules percussion in Hebrew. Since the phrase law ain’t neither Quranic nor Biblical term. Its Old Norse meaning: Causal link or Principle whose violation must or should result in penalty as failure, injury, loss, or pain. Ain’t authored by 3rd party. It’s an Old English lagu of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse lǫg law; akin to Old English Licgan to Lie. Ain’t that something? It’s a miracle hahaha…. Hallelujah.

It’s a loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils since 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years that can wait for now.

February 6, 2016

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s a loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils since 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years that can wait for now. Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment. Should that turns Imbroglio return my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [Dubai Victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage

Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries and bulldoze Nadd Alshiba Chateau de Versailles down to earth. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. Please allow me take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not to get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing.

بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ

Dear Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed

Congratulations

لاَّ يُحِبُّ اللّهُ الْجَهْرَ بِالسُّوَءِ مِنَ الْقَوْلِ إِلاَّ مَن ظُلِمَ وَكَانَ اللّهُ سَمِيعًا عَلِيمًا(النساء148)

Dubai Crown Prince 1971 Initiative

I have been waiting 30 years for your Initiative.  “Let’s have it from the end… the cream… Scheherazade! Please”.  I mean: I will be too brief:

Ahmed Adi Albitar a BELLBOY in King David Hotel in Jerusalem, Israel authored back in 1971 a very interesting MUSTREAD Document called:

“The Constitution of the United Arab Emirates”

دستور دولة الامارات العربية المتحدة

“dastūr dawlat al-imarāt al-arabīya al-muttahida”

Since I am a Blackbelt Diehart Paulite Constitutionalist Libertarian I religiously memorized the whole 152 articles of UAE Constitution outta my heart. Just kidding! Come on Boys. It ain’t worth it. I read it twice. OK! Let’s get to the bottom of it.

The most mind bugling articles that caught my eyes were article 21 & 39 of the Constitution which strictly prohibits either the STATE or the RULING Family forfeit, confiscate or attach any private property, assets or money without court order.

Here’s the deal… despite all that constitutional jazz all night long to the morning sun.

Sheikh Hamdan [YOUR UNCLE] fucked the whole constitution and confiscated TEN MILLION DOLLARS DWD Payables from Dubai Water Department that killed both my parents, devastated my family & children and threw me to the DOGS for 30 years hustling and FIGHTING, scratching and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine.

It will be nice if you draw a CHEQUE to cover those [loose change] plus spoils of 1982 until today, another eight Million Dirham for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years and please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulated in Dubai court.

Should that turns Imbroglio then I am more than happy to take back my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [alas DWD victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas].  I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries.

Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me.

If I am allowed I will take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing.

فَلَمَّا كَشَفْنَا عَنْهُمُ الرِّجْزَ إِلَى أَجَلٍ هُمْ بَالِغُوهُ إِذَا هُمْ يَنْكُثُونَ (الاعراف 135)

I am too old GOUTIC to take DWD to court. After all who’s that foolish crackpot JUDGE who will risk his career and commit suicide to try DWD and deliver judgment? If I sue DWD I will be thrown in prison as laughingstock Philosoraptor and die there as that IDIOT Don Quixote who pawned his life to bet on wrong horse overtrusted his own Sheikh who kept his doors shut charming Ayatollah Mirza Hussein al Khomeini.

[In case you didn’t know Philosoraptor metaphor it ain’t that dinosaur analogy that you know who grapples with big questions of metaphysics, ethics, and meaning of it all but that Emarati Dumbass Who’s fooled by Sheikh’s false esteem that he went outta way starving to supply DWD 23 Million Dollar worth of goods to save Dubai of dehydration and flooding on face value against worthless unbankable government of Dubai orders].

Imagine my mayhem when I am headhunted by every Affluenza Bounty Hunter, haunted by every Debt Collector on menopause for 30 years. My phone is TAHSEEL’s default 911 as common thief here’s their unsolicited phones so far

+065930148, +065930135, +065930153, +042857063, +786295263118, +786295263115 Kazakhstan WTF.

“It’s a virtue to kill a man than taking away his money”

The above mentioned Prophet’s [PBUH] Despot proclamation is a Commanding HADEETH omitted from Sahih al Bukhari recent version.

وَإِنْ مَا نُرِيَنَّكَ بَعْضَ الَّذِي نَعِدُهُمْ أَوْ نَتَوَفَّيَنَّكَ فَإِنَّمَا عَلَيْكَ الْبَلَاغُ وَعَلَيْنَا الْحِسَابُ (الرعد-40)

As per Dubai Elder’s STATUS QUO they believe that Sheikh Hamdan is a LITTLE GOD [El-Rab-El-Saghier] and has heavenly birthright to take away my money and devastate me. He probably has taken away my money for the global warming that I caused to Planet Earth or as common thief.

Sheikh Hamdan order Saeed AlraGabani UAE Agriculture Minister then to fire me from my job. With no compensation, no pension, no retirement nothing.

For 30 years, I thought why should this little self-appointed Lesser God had the BALLS to shoot me in the head. Oh no he loved to see my misery and the melancholy left behind me that killed both my parents [may Allah bless their souls], devastated my family & children and he can rule happily ever after.

I was too thick and stooopid then to think that way; until I realized that Seigniorage Banksters who’re headhunting me are his. The Little self appointed Lesser God wanted me HUSTLING and FIGHTING, SCRATCHING and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. Its Ockham’s Razor Law of Parsimony.  It’s called in Arabic:

أغرب عملية نصب واحتيال

 [Oh No] as I switch to Organic belladonna and ditched Monsanto ganja. I realized that [Just crudity scatological humor. don’t do it boys!]

Should I have taken Bill Duff’s Deputy Ismail Agha’s offer to ESCROW One Million Dollars to release my Funds? I ain’t writing you today.

I was a FOOL and NAÏVE to refrain from BRIBING Ruler’s office Chief Account then. I blame my Patriot Upbringing. I only can strike rich if I have been a beggar, a bribed nutjob unemployable than self-employed killer entrepreneur who sell ICE to ESKIMOS. Dishonesty pays.

I loathed bore you at this stance with this claim credibility.

Bill Duff got everything. All LPOs, SRVs & invoices and more in my Banksters vaults.

I loyally read both of Your Dad’s [the Present Ruler] Books; Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union, he conscientiously crowed about CRADLE to GRAVE UTOPIA phenomenon.  He looked through his [Elder Brother] Sheikh Hamdan turn my life to Hell and yet whenever he’s confronted by White Folks Jackass Janes said pleasing ‘em: ‘NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW’. He should hang his Pseudonyms.

Are you kidding? What law? Whose law? Who? and Where? I realized that he must be talking about a forbidden utopia that I ain’t allowed to subscribe. Its Gargantua and Pantagruel war.

To avoid this memo scoffed-at and banned in-TRANSIT by some Nutjob Unemployable Scion Grafts at your end. I posted my INITIATIVE QUESTION in English than Arabic on social media. God forbid I ain’t Anglosexual though.

You may keep your Dh 50,000 award for the needy contenders who just started spamming this premise all over the web. They’re 71 contenders, they need it. SHEESHA price jumped from Dh 5.00 to Dh 25.00. Thanks to Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union.

I am an offensive comedian. I mean no disrespect or affront. It’s Just wanted to cheer you up whenever you read it. Carpe diem Mea culpa.

 

 

Obaid Karki

I Ain’t Anglosexual Liberal Hippie, Neither Wolf nor Dog, I am a coyote. A Paulite Picassoic Provocateur Constitutionalist Libertarian

وَلَا تَدْعُ مَعَ اللَّهِ إِلَهًا آخَرَ لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا هُوَ كُلُّ شَيْءٍ هَالِكٌ إِلَّا وَجْهَهُ لَهُ الْحُكْمُ وَإِلَيْهِ تُرْجَعُونَ(القصص88)

I thought you should know:

The Word (قانون) Kanoon: presumably borrowed from Hindi nomenclature Desi Kanoon Meaning (LAW) in English.

(قانون) Kanoon phrase stipulated 85 times all over the UAE Constitution without drawing a distinct verbatim of its predetermined definition in any of those 152 Articles presets of the Constitution. And yet it ain’t mentioned not even once in 6236 Ayah or 17655 words of Holy Quran;

Having said that; should you consider amending the constitution to define either or both.

The Term (قانون) Kanoon ain’t Law (disambiguation) its musical instrument that rules percussion in Hebrew.

Since the phrase law ain’t neither Quranic nor Biblical term. Its Old Norse meaning: Causal link or Principle whose violation must or should result in penalty as failure, injury, loss, or pain. Ain’t authored by 3rd party. It’s an Old English lagu of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse lǫg law; akin to Old English Licgan to Lie. Ain’t that something? It’s a miracle hahaha…. Hallelujah.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s a loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils since 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years that can wait for now. Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment. Should that turns Imbroglio return my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [Dubai Victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage  Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries and bulldoze Nadd Alshiba Chateau de Versailles down to earth. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. Please allow me take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not to get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ Dear Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Congratulations لاَّ يُحِبُّ اللّهُ الْجَهْرَ بِالسُّوَءِ مِنَ الْقَوْلِ إِلاَّ مَن ظُلِمَ وَكَانَ اللّهُ سَمِيعًا عَلِيمًا(النساء148) Dubai Crown Prince 1971 Initiative I have been waiting 30 years for your Initiative.  “Let’s have it from the end… the cream… Scheherazade! Please”.  I mean: I will be too brief: Ahmed Adi Albitar a BELLBOY in King David Hotel in Jerusalem, Israel authored back in 1971 a very interesting MUSTREAD Document called: “The Constitution of the United Arab Emirates” دستور دولة الامارات العربية المتحدة‎ “dastūr dawlat al-imarāt al-arabīya al-muttahida” Since I am a Blackbelt Diehart Paulite Constitutionalist Libertarian I religiously memorized the whole 152 articles of UAE Constitution outta my heart. Just kidding! Come on Boys. It ain’t worth it. I read it twice. OK! Let’s get to the bottom of it. The most mind bugling articles that caught my eyes were article 21 & 39 of the Constitution which strictly prohibits either the STATE or the RULING Family forfeit, confiscate or attach any private property, assets or money without court order. Here’s the deal… despite all that constitutional jazz all night long to the morning sun. Sheikh Hamdan [YOUR UNCLE] fucked the whole constitution and confiscated TEN MILLION DOLLARS DWD Payables from Dubai Water Department that killed both my parents, devastated my family & children and threw me to the DOGS for 30 years hustling and FIGHTING, scratching and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. It will be nice if you draw a CHEQUE to cover those [loose change] plus spoils of 1982 until today, another eight Million Dirham for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years and please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulated in Dubai court. Should that turns Imbroglio then I am more than happy to take back my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [alas DWD victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas].  I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. If I am allowed I will take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. فَلَمَّا كَشَفْنَا عَنْهُمُ الرِّجْزَ إِلَى أَجَلٍ هُمْ بَالِغُوهُ إِذَا هُمْ يَنْكُثُونَ (الاعراف 135) I am too old GOUTIC to take DWD to court. After all who’s that foolish crackpot JUDGE who will risk his career and commit suicide to try DWD and deliver judgment? If I sue DWD I will be thrown in prison as laughingstock Philosoraptor and die there as that IDIOT Don Quixote who pawned his life to bet on wrong horse overtrusted his own Sheikh who kept his doors shut charming Ayatollah Mirza Hussein al Khomeini. [In case you didn’t know Philosoraptor metaphor it ain’t that dinosaur analogy that you know who grapples with big questions of metaphysics, ethics, and meaning of it all but that Emarati Dumbass Who’s fooled by Sheikh’s false esteem that he went outta way starving to supply DWD 23 Million Dollar worth of goods to save Dubai of dehydration and flooding on face value against worthless unbankable government of Dubai orders]. Imagine my mayhem when I am headhunted by every Affluenza Bounty Hunter, haunted by every Debt Collector on menopause for 30 years. My phone is TAHSEEL’s default 911 as common thief here’s their unsolicited phones so far +065930148, +065930135, +065930153, +042857063, +786295263118, +786295263115 Kazakhstan WTF. “It’s a virtue to kill a man than taking away his money” The above mentioned Prophet’s [PBUH] Despot proclamation is a Commanding HADEETH omitted from Sahih al Bukhari recent version. وَإِنْ مَا نُرِيَنَّكَ بَعْضَ الَّذِي نَعِدُهُمْ أَوْ نَتَوَفَّيَنَّكَ فَإِنَّمَا عَلَيْكَ الْبَلَاغُ وَعَلَيْنَا الْحِسَابُ (الرعد-40) As per Dubai Elder’s STATUS QUO they believe that Sheikh Hamdan is a LITTLE GOD [El-Rab-El-Saghier] and has heavenly birthright to take away my money and devastate me. He probably has taken away my money for the global warming that I caused to Planet Earth or as common thief. Sheikh Hamdan order Saeed AlraGabani UAE Agriculture Minister then to fire me from my job. With no compensation, no pension, no retirement nothing. For 30 years, I thought why should this little self-appointed Lesser God had the BALLS to shoot me in the head. Oh no he loved to see my misery and the melancholy left behind me that killed both my parents [may Allah bless their souls], devastated my family & children and he can rule happily ever after. I was too thick and stooopid then to think that way; until I realized that Seigniorage Banksters who’re headhunting me are his. The Little self appointed Lesser God wanted me HUSTLING and FIGHTING, SCRATCHING and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. Its Ockham’s Razor Law of Parsimony.  It’s called in Arabic: “أغرب عملية نصب واحتيال“  [Oh No] as I switch to Organic belladonna and ditched Monsanto ganja. I realized that [Just crudity scatological humor. don’t do it boys!] Should I have taken Bill Duff’s Deputy Ismail Agha’s offer to ESCROW One Million Dollars to release my Funds? I ain’t writing you today. I was a FOOL and NAÏVE to refrain from BRIBING Ruler’s office Chief Account then. I blame my Patriot Upbringing. I only can strike rich if I have been a beggar, a bribed nutjob unemployable than self-employed killer entrepreneur who sell ICE to ESKIMOS. Dishonesty pays. I loathed bore you at this stance with this claim credibility. Bill Duff got everything. All LPOs, SRVs & invoices and more in my Banksters vaults. I loyally read both of Your Dad’s [the Present Ruler] Books; Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union, he conscientiously crowed about CRADLE to GRAVE UTOPIA phenomenon.  He looked through his [Elder Brother] Sheikh Hamdan turn my life to Hell and yet whenever he’s confronted by White Folks Jackass Janes said pleasing ‘em: ‘NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW’. He should hang his Pseudonyms. Are you kidding? What law? Whose law? Who? and Where? I realized that he must be talking about a forbidden utopia that I ain’t allowed to subscribe. Its Gargantua and Pantagruel war.  To avoid this memo scoffed-at and banned in-TRANSIT by some Nutjob Unemployable Scion Grafts at your end. I posted my INITIATIVE QUESTION in English than Arabic on social media. God forbid I ain’t Anglosexual though. You may keep your Dh 50,000 award for the needy contenders who just started spamming this premise all over the web. They’re 71 contenders, they need it. SHEESHA price jumped from Dh 5.00 to Dh 25.00. Thanks to Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union. I am an offensive comedian. I mean no disrespect or affront. It’s Just wanted to cheer you up whenever you read it. Carpe diem Mea culpa.     Obaid Karki I Ain’t Anglosexual Liberal Hippie, Neither Wolf nor Dog, I am a coyote. A Paulite Picassoic Provocateur Constitutionalist Libertarian وَلَا تَدْعُ مَعَ اللَّهِ إِلَهًا آخَرَ لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا هُوَ كُلُّ شَيْءٍ هَالِكٌ إِلَّا وَجْهَهُ لَهُ الْحُكْمُ وَإِلَيْهِ تُرْجَعُونَ(القصص88) I thought you should know: The Word (قانون) Kanoon: presumably borrowed from Hindi nomenclature Desi Kanoon Meaning (LAW) in English. (قانون) Kanoon phrase stipulated 85 times all over the UAE Constitution without drawing a distinct verbatim of its predetermined definition in any of those 152 Articles presets of the Constitution. And yet it ain’t mentioned not even once in 6236 Ayah or 17655 words of Holy Quran; Having said that; should you consider amending the constitution to define either or both. The Term (قانون) Kanoon ain’t Law (disambiguation) its musical instrument that rules percussion in Hebrew. Since the phrase law ain’t neither Quranic nor Biblical term. Its Old Norse meaning: Causal link or Principle whose violation must or should result in penalty as failure, injury, loss, or pain. Ain’t authored by 3rd party. It’s an Old English lagu of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse lǫg law; akin to Old English Licgan to Lie. Ain’t that something? It’s a miracle hahaha…. Hallelujah.

For Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. Stop Fucking Dubai News. DEWA can hijack Headline quicker if the Ruler drew Ten Million Dollars Cheque that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s a loose change to his networth published in Forbes. Never mind about spoils since 1982 to date and AED8M for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years that can wait for now. Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment. Should that turns Imbroglio return my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [Dubai Victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries and bulldoze Nadd Alshiba Chateau de Versailles down to earth. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. Please allow me take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not to get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ Dear Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Congratulations لاَّ يُحِبُّ اللّهُ الْجَهْرَ بِالسُّوَءِ مِنَ الْقَوْلِ إِلاَّ مَن ظُلِمَ وَكَانَ اللّهُ سَمِيعًا عَلِيمًا(النساء148) Dubai Crown Prince 1971 Initiative I have been waiting 30 years for your Initiative. “Let’s have it from the end… the cream… Scheherazade! Please”. I mean: I will be too brief: Ahmed Adi Albitar a BELLBOY in King David Hotel in Jerusalem, Israel authored back in 1971 a very interesting MUSTREAD Document called: “The Constitution of the United Arab Emirates” دستور دولة الامارات العربية المتحدة‎ “dastūr dawlat al-imarāt al-arabīya al-muttahida” Since I am a Blackbelt Diehart Paulite Constitutionalist Libertarian I religiously memorized the whole 152 articles of UAE Constitution outta my heart. Just kidding! Come on Boys. It ain’t worth it. I read it twice. OK! Let’s get to the bottom of it. The most mind bugling articles that caught my eyes were article 21 & 39 of the Constitution which strictly prohibits either the STATE or the RULING Family forfeit, confiscate or attach any private property, assets or money without court order. Here’s the deal… despite all that constitutional jazz all night long to the morning sun. Sheikh Hamdan [YOUR UNCLE] fucked the whole constitution and confiscated TEN MILLION DOLLARS DWD Payables from Dubai Water Department that killed both my parents, devastated my family & children and threw me to the DOGS for 30 years hustling and FIGHTING, scratching and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. It will be nice if you draw a CHEQUE to cover those [loose change] plus spoils of 1982 until today, another eight Million Dirham for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years and please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulated in Dubai court. Should that turns Imbroglio then I am more than happy to take back my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [alas DWD victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. If I am allowed I will take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. فَلَمَّا كَشَفْنَا عَنْهُمُ الرِّجْزَ إِلَى أَجَلٍ هُمْ بَالِغُوهُ إِذَا هُمْ يَنْكُثُونَ (الاعراف 135) I am too old GOUTIC to take DWD to court. After all who’s that foolish crackpot JUDGE who will risk his career and commit suicide to try DWD and deliver judgment? If I sue DWD I will be thrown in prison as laughingstock Philosoraptor and die there as that IDIOT Don Quixote who pawned his life to bet on wrong horse overtrusted his own Sheikh who kept his doors shut charming Ayatollah Mirza Hussein al Khomeini. [In case you didn’t know Philosoraptor metaphor it ain’t that dinosaur analogy that you know who grapples with big questions of metaphysics, ethics, and meaning of it all but that Emarati Dumbass Who’s fooled by Sheikh’s false esteem that he went outta way starving to supply DWD 23 Million Dollar worth of goods to save Dubai of dehydration and flooding on face value against worthless unbankable government of Dubai orders]. Imagine my mayhem when I am headhunted by every Affluenza Bounty Hunter, haunted by every Debt Collector on menopause for 30 years. My phone is TAHSEEL’s default 911 as common thief here’s their unsolicited phones so far +065930148, +065930135, +065930153, +042857063, +786295263118, +786295263115 Kazakhstan WTF. “It’s a virtue to kill a man than taking away his money” The above mentioned Prophet’s [PBUH] Despot proclamation is a Commanding HADEETH omitted from Sahih al Bukhari recent version. وَإِنْ مَا نُرِيَنَّكَ بَعْضَ الَّذِي نَعِدُهُمْ أَوْ نَتَوَفَّيَنَّكَ فَإِنَّمَا عَلَيْكَ الْبَلَاغُ وَعَلَيْنَا الْحِسَابُ (الرعد-40) As per Dubai Elder’s STATUS QUO they believe that Sheikh Hamdan is a LITTLE GOD [El-Rab-El-Saghier] and has heavenly birthright to take away my money and devastate me. He probably has taken away my money for the global warming that I caused to Planet Earth or as common thief. Sheikh Hamdan order Saeed AlraGabani UAE Agriculture Minister then to fire me from my job. With no compensation, no pension, no retirement nothing. For 30 years, I thought why should this little self-appointed Lesser God had the BALLS to shoot me in the head. Oh no he loved to see my misery and the melancholy left behind me that killed both my parents [may Allah bless their souls], devastated my family & children and he can rule happily ever after. I was too thick and stooopid then to think that way; until I realized that Seigniorage Banksters who’re headhunting me are his. The Little self appointed Lesser God wanted me HUSTLING and FIGHTING, SCRATCHING and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. Its Ockham’s Razor Law of Parsimony. It’s called in Arabic: “أغرب عملية نصب واحتيال“ [Oh No] as I switch to Organic belladonna and ditched Monsanto ganja. I realized that [Just crudity scatological humor. don’t do it boys!] Should I have taken Bill Duff’s Deputy Ismail Agha’s offer to ESCROW One Million Dollars to release my Funds? I ain’t writing you today. I was a FOOL and NAÏVE to refrain from BRIBING Ruler’s office Chief Account then. I blame my Patriot Upbringing. I only can strike rich if I have been a beggar, a bribed nutjob unemployable than self-employed killer entrepreneur who sell ICE to ESKIMOS. Dishonesty pays. I loathed bore you at this stance with this claim credibility. Bill Duff got everything. All LPOs, SRVs & invoices and more in my Banksters vaults. I loyally read both of Your Dad’s [the Present Ruler] Books; Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union, he conscientiously crowed about CRADLE to GRAVE UTOPIA phenomenon. He looked through his [Elder Brother] Sheikh Hamdan turn my life to Hell and yet whenever he’s confronted by White Folks Jackass Janes said pleasing ‘em: ‘NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW’. He should hang his Pseudonyms. Are you kidding? What law? Whose law? Who? and Where? I realized that he must be talking about a forbidden utopia that I ain’t allowed to subscribe. Its Gargantua and Pantagruel war. To avoid this memo scoffed-at and banned in-TRANSIT by some Nutjob Unemployable Scion Grafts at your end. I posted my INITIATIVE QUESTION in English than Arabic on social media. God forbid I ain’t Anglosexual though. You may keep your Dh 50,000 award for the needy contenders who just started spamming this premise all over the web. They’re 71 contenders, they need it. SHEESHA price jumped from Dh 5.00 to Dh 25.00. Thanks to Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union. I am an offensive comedian. I mean no disrespect or affront. It’s Just wanted to cheer you up whenever you read it. Carpe diem Mea culpa. Obaid Karki I Ain’t Anglosexual Liberal Hippie, Neither Wolf nor Dog, I am a coyote. A Paulite Picassoic Provocateur Constitutionalist Libertarian وَلَا تَدْعُ مَعَ اللَّهِ إِلَهًا آخَرَ لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا هُوَ كُلُّ شَيْءٍ هَالِكٌ إِلَّا وَجْهَهُ لَهُ الْحُكْمُ وَإِلَيْهِ تُرْجَعُونَ(القصص88) I thought you should know: The Word (قانون) Kanoon: presumably borrowed from Hindi nomenclature Desi Kanoon Meaning (LAW) in English. (قانون) Kanoon phrase stipulated 85 times all over the UAE Constitution without drawing a distinct verbatim of its predetermined definition in any of those 152 Articles presets of the Constitution. And yet it ain’t mentioned not even once in 6236 Ayah or 17655 words of Holy Quran; Having said that; should you consider amending the constitution to define either or both. The Term (قانون) Kanoon ain’t Law (disambiguation) its musical instrument that rules percussion in Hebrew. Since the phrase law ain’t neither Quranic nor Biblical term. Its Old Norse meaning: Causal link or Principle whose violation must or should result in penalty as failure, injury, loss, or pain. Ain’t authored by 3rd party. It’s an Old English lagu of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse lǫg law; akin to Old English Licgan to Lie. Ain’t that something? It’s a miracle hahaha…. Hallelujah.

Potus mentioned in Baltimore mosque sermon that Muslim leaders hijacked Islam to safeguard their own agenda to loot Muslims. Saudi Wahabi Mountaingoats wanted to prove that they ain’t those leaders that Potus jokingly intimidated. They told Carter to confirm that Saudis will contribute MORE in Counter-ISIL Fight. Saudi’s GCC poodles will follow or else MBS will annex their LANDs and take away their HYDROCARBONs.

February 6, 2016

Saudi’s GCC poodles will follow or else MBS will annex their LANDs and take away their HYDROCARBONs.

Potus mentioned in Baltimore mosque sermon that Muslim leaders hijacked Islam to safeguard their own agenda to loot Muslims. Saudi Wahabi Mountaingoats wanted to prove that they ain’t those leaders that Potus jokingly intimidated. They told Carter to confirm that Saudis will contribute MORE in Counter-ISIL Fight. Saudi’s GCC poodles will follow or else MBS will annex their LANDs and take away their HYDROCARBONs.

Potus mentioned in Baltimore mosque sermon that Muslim leaders hijacked Islam to safeguard their own agenda to loot Muslims. Saudi Wahabi Mountaingoats wanted to prove that they ain’t those leaders that Potus jokingly intimidated. They told Carter to confirm that Saudis will contribute MORE in Counter-ISIL Fight. Saudi’s GCC poodles will follow or else MBS will annex their LANDs and take away their HYDROCARBONs.

Potus mentioned in Baltimore mosque sermon that Muslim leaders hijacked Islam to safeguard their own agenda to loot Muslims. Saudi Wahabi Mountaingoats wanted to prove that they ain’t those leaders that Potus jokingly intimidated. They told Carter to confirm that Saudis will contribute MORE in Counter-ISIL Fight. Saudi’s GCC poodles will follow or else MBS will annex their LANDs and take away their HYDROCARBONs.

February 6, 2016

They told Carter to confirm that Saudis will contribute MORE in Counter-ISIL Fight.

Potus mentioned in Baltimore mosque sermon that Muslim leaders hijacked Islam to safeguard their own agenda to loot Muslims. Saudi Wahabi Mountaingoats wanted to prove that they ain’t those leaders that Potus jokingly intimidated. They told Carter to confirm that Saudis will contribute MORE in Counter-ISIL Fight. Saudi’s GCC poodles will follow or else MBS will annex their LANDs and take away their HYDROCARBONs.

Potus mentioned in Baltimore mosque sermon that Muslim leaders hijacked Islam to safeguard their own agenda to loot Muslims. Saudi Wahabi Mountaingoats wanted to prove that they ain’t those leaders that Potus jokingly intimidated. They told Carter to confirm that Saudis will contribute MORE in Counter-ISIL Fight. Saudi’s GCC poodles will follow or else MBS will annex their LANDs and take away their HYDROCARBONs.

Potus mentioned in Baltimore mosque sermon that Muslim leaders hijacked Islam to safeguard their own agenda to loot Muslims. Saudi Wahabi Mountaingoats wanted to prove that they ain’t those leaders that Potus jokingly intimidated. They told Carter to confirm that Saudis will contribute MORE in Counter-ISIL Fight. Saudi’s GCC poodles will follow or else MBS will annex their LANDs and take away their HYDROCARBONs.

February 6, 2016

Saudi Wahabi Mountaingoats wanted to prove that they ain’t those leaders that Potus jokingly intimidated.

Potus mentioned in Baltimore mosque sermon that Muslim leaders hijacked Islam to safeguard their own agenda to loot Muslims. Saudi Wahabi Mountaingoats wanted to prove that they ain’t those leaders that Potus jokingly intimidated. They told Carter to confirm that Saudis will contribute MORE in Counter-ISIL Fight. Saudi’s GCC poodles will follow or else MBS will annex their LANDs and take away their HYDROCARBONs.

Potus mentioned in Baltimore mosque sermon that Muslim leaders hijacked Islam to safeguard their own agenda to loot Muslims. Saudi Wahabi Mountaingoats wanted to prove that they ain’t those leaders that Potus jokingly intimidated. They told Carter to confirm that Saudis will contribute MORE in Counter-ISIL Fight. Saudi’s GCC poodles will follow or else MBS will annex their LANDs and take away their HYDROCARBONs.

Potus mentioned in Baltimore mosque sermon that Muslim leaders hijacked Islam to safeguard their own agenda to loot Muslims.

February 6, 2016

Potus mentioned in Baltimore mosque sermon that Muslim leaders hijacked Islam to safeguard their own agenda to loot Muslims. Saudi Wahabi Mountaingoats wanted to prove that they ain’t those leaders that Potus jokingly intimidated. They told Carter to confirm that Saudis will contribute MORE in Counter-ISIL Fight. Saudi’s GCC poodles will follow or else MBS will annex their LANDs and take away their HYDROCARBONs.

Potus mentioned in Baltimore mosque sermon that Muslim leaders hijacked Islam to safeguard their own agenda to loot Muslims. Saudi Wahabi Mountaingoats wanted to prove that they ain’t those leaders that Potus jokingly intimidated. They told Carter to confirm that Saudis will contribute MORE in Counter-ISIL Fight. Saudi’s GCC poodles will follow or else MBS will annex their LANDs and take away their HYDROCARBONs.

Potus mentioned in Baltimore mosque sermon that Muslim leaders hijacked Islam to safeguard their own agenda to loot Muslims. Saudi Wahabi Mountaingoats wanted to prove that they ain’t those leaders that Potus jokingly intimidated. They told Carter to confirm that Saudis will contribute MORE in Counter-ISIL Fight. Saudi’s GCC poodles will follow or else MBS will annex their LANDs and take away their HYDROCARBONs.

Russia ain’t Norway. WTF!. Russians are in ‘suicide mode’ unless they drank themselves to death by toxic vodka that Putin supplies it free of charge.

February 5, 2016
WTF! Where the fuck can I find sober Russians to beat-up 51 Muslims unless Putin wanted Kremlin blown down to ashes? Russia is 41% Muslims. ACE- ASSHOLES!!. WTF! Muslims must dye their cocks stealth lest molested by Russian Hookers. Russia ain’t Norway. WTF!. Russians are in ‘suicide mode’ unless they drank themselves to death by toxic vodka that Putin supplies it free of charge.

WTF! Where the fuck can I find sober Russians to beat-up 51 Muslims unless Putin wanted Kremlin blown down to ashes? Russia is 41% Muslims. ACE- ASSHOLES!!. WTF! Muslims must dye their cocks stealth lest molested by Russian Hookers. Russia ain’t Norway. WTF!. Russians are in ‘suicide mode’ unless they drank themselves to death by toxic vodka that Putin supplies it free of charge.


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